Judge, 1901-11-16 · page 11 of 16
Judge — November 16, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** from Judge magazine, not a coherent political cartoon. The main elements are: **"The Farmer and the Hens"** (top left): A rural anecdote about a farmer whose hens are killed by a train. The joke relies on rural dialect humor and the farmer's comically stubborn insistence on locking hens in the henhouse at night—missing the point that the train kills them regardless. This reflects early 1900s urban-vs-rural stereotyping common in American humor. **"Where's the Train for Home?"** (center): Another rural dialect piece about a homesick villager repeatedly asking about trains, playing on rustic simplicity as comedic material. **Remaining content**: Primarily **advertisements** for products like Evans' Ale, Pears' soap, Heublein cocktails, Sohmer pianos, and Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey—typical of Judge's revenue model. The small anecdotes scattered throughout are generic jokes without significant political content. The page contains **no major political satire** or identifiable public figures—it's essentially a advertising-heavy magazine page using mild rural humor for filler.
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THE FARMER AND THE HENS. ++ Railroads are often blamed for fight imate claims against them,” said the railroad doesn’t c3 A nouveau riche recently attended a picture le in this city. A friend who had noticed | im at the sale asked afterward : Did you pick up anything le, Jorkins ?” Anid the other responded *+Oh, yes ; a coupli oO landscapes. —Boston Commercial Bulletin. GOLD MEDAL FOR THE IMPORTED ANGOSTURA BITTERS. sncan Exposition, De. J adjoins our right-of-wa too small to pay alled down to wr teins near the old man’s plac ncerning his claim for dea hat train killed them? Tasked of the inespal expositions during IV other successful articles, Fs should, past filty years it has been extensively imi therelore, b an That thar train that gits here about mid- on the track at nthe rails! T asked, sar- “WHERE'S THE TRAIN FOR HOME?’ Quceres’ kind o' feller—never liked to roam 5 ran over them when they | AIL the time a-aski ar's the train fer . did it? Mow |" home 2” | Couldn't git ontangled from the lowerin’ vines— Loved that little Village down thar in the pines. he shouted. «1 lock them in the night! * sir.’ henhouse ever, “And the’ t were locked up wt explain that Jes’ ez easy ez rollin’ off a log,’ he a +A blame © hens nd stole three of my best hens, an’ then, the track down here, the to him an’ killed my . too!” swercd. ardly left the track duceres’ hind o' feller a Folks, I'm com chickens, an’ the ma «The best I could do was to advise the old man to sue the heirs of the thief if he had a couldn't hold him—shore to find bim, Comin’ down the big road, hack to Wells’ Mill, Way he's raised, I reckon—jest content tot [In the of” home-pastur’, whar he felt so free Gr. Bull's Cough Syrup Is pleasant to. 0 thar they'll hae an’ plow him, and never FE no trouble to let him roam, | home Whar's the train fer more avaskin’ : Atlanta Constitution, Miss Hatty—* And when he proposed, ai su refuse him?” Miss Antique ut t A just didn't have the| not live Columbus (Ohio) State Journal, Good Health means broad-soled shoes— a living out of doors, and— naturally enough— A BOTTLE of EVANS’ Us Dr Ab The best is not too good for you, . the Original Angostura Bitters. and grocers. Pears’ soap in stick form; con- venience and economy in shaving. with the well dinner. Right living and Evans’ Ale go to- gether. Worth trying. A DISCRIMINATING APPREHENSION. Surely you are not afraid of the dark?” said the small boy ; *+but Tam a lite the things that might be in it that Washington Star. It is the best and cheap- est shaving soap. le se: Fean't se HE CLUB~ 7 el Sold ell over the world, Don’t be prejudiced against bottled Cocktails until you have tried the Club brand. 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