Judge, 1901-11-09 · page 11 of 16
Judge — November 9, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and light humor**, lacking a cohesive political cartoon. The visible content includes: **"On the Wedding Journey"** — A domestic humor piece where a newlywed bride worries about propriety while traveling, wanting to appear dignified rather than romantically attached. This reflects early-1900s social conventions about public decorum. **"The Latest Fish Story"** — A lengthy anecdote about a suitor impressing his prospective father-in-law by catching a fish, then being photographed in an undignified moment struggling with it. The joke hinges on the gap between boasting and reality. **"Autumn Observations"** — Brief rural dialect observations (rabbit, partridge, flies) with no clear satirical target. The remainder consists of **advertisements** for Packer's Tar Soap, Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey, The Prudential Insurance Company, and other commercial products — typical of Judge's revenue model. No prominent political figures or events are caricatured on this page. The humor is domestic and commercial rather than satirical.
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ON THE WEDDING JOURNEY. sue. I don’t think anybody dreams ‘That I'ma bride, You mustn't try to hold my hand! Be dignified, And try to look at ease and calm, ‘Th 1 do, Were nothing new ; And when Task you things, just growl “Oh, Isdon't know Why does that horrid man back there Grin at me so? Think [look nice? ne. but, dear, your hat Of course he doc Is white with ri —The Household. “They tell me_you broke three ribs comin across the field. How did it hap; “Twas beating off the bulldog brella."—Chicago J Dr. Bull's cure inciprent consumption. This rem: will stop the wasting away of the pat time effect a cure dy When the President sends a manuscript to stitution. WINTER TOURIST RATES. Season of 1901-1902. The Southern Railway, the the winter resorts of Florida, Georgia, th Carolinas, and the South and Southwest, a nounces excursion-tickets will be placed on October 15th to April 30th, with final May 31st, 1902. Perfect Dit Service on all through trains. a 3 full particu senger agent, 1185 Broadway, Packer’s is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been The Standard Reaves Tt mut 5 ae RUA Could he have guessed ?—o does he just Cough Syrup Is sure to ma short he doesn't have to inclose return sercnades it with a brass band.—Atanta Con- ‘ct route to lars regarding rate, descriptive matter, call on or address New York Office, 271 and 1185 Broadway ; of Alex. S. Thweatt, Eastern Pas: | Tar Soap For the Hair and Skin young man wit | to-me went on her va papa-in-law-to-be made me tired—eve years, getting his tackle he said he did bated breath for him MR | and late in the after picture of a little we ws were well down, to the road through boy for a long string « Let the old mar three days about the 1 showed hi consent to my ma a vut where his reputat sort when you know Louis Star. c| fill with iced wat THE LATEST FISH STORY. <eTt was slmply bull-headed | the red. declared that it would be a warm day when he consented to my marrying his daughter. and as the weather record had been broken several times after he had made that remark, I was | beginning to lose hope. place and put up. a Now, I am someth discovered my daddy-in-law-to-be the middle of the road bargaining spread it broadcast ov gulped hard, and surrendered. shirt-waist. the same hotel. 1 he bragged about the fish he caught in former “Finally, some one hinted that it would be 4 good plan for him to make good and give us an example of his skill as a fisherman, accepted the challenge and spent three days | dy. He went alon "twant to be bothered by hav- | ing any greenhorn along, and we waited with to return. mxled Twas making my way | 1 some thick br of magnificent asa flash [took a snap shot at him just as he was holding on to his pocket with one hand and digging into it with the other. around the hotel for n brag fish he had caug the picture, told him if he did ving his daughter 1 woukd the hotel, and pointed tion would be. He He isn’ how to handle him Asan appetizer and general tonic, mix quar cert’s Angostura Bitters, id teaspoonful sugar. WARY. 4 the Rabbit in a brush pile, Urban Swindler— The farmers are getting | Papa Jes’ a-layin’ low ; wary, I'm told.” . Hey t! dem near step on him windler—« Wary? Say, it won't be When all-the-world- jon T went to the same Now, AUTUMN OBSERVATIONS. *Fore he'll up and go. 1 have to give souvenir spoons with gold bricks." —Detroit Free Press. Patridge in th’ briar patch ; Flies right past yer snoot ; Skeers a feller jes so bad He fergits t” shoot. 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