Judge — October 19, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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He used to talk about himself, But that was years aj He used to say but 1" and “me "— He's changed his subject, though. BULLION AND I, Bullion bas a million dollars, Fifty cents hav Bullion, sitting in his carriage, Swiftly travels by. Bullion has a marble palace, Whose white walis are high. As for appetite, he has none, But a horse's I. "Tis wonderful the way that Time Rings changes in and how | A little thing transforms. He talks Just of his baby now. —Chicago Record-Herald, Bullion 's going out to luncheon ; Ah, well, soam I, He will taste a crust and drop it With a weary sigh. I will hungrily devour All that I can buy. He can’t even eat a doughnut Or a piece of pie. Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup has saved the life of many a child. “This wonderful remedy always Cures croup, whooping cough and measles cough. Tt has never failed. Price, 9s cen As slowly walked the old Lelled cow Along Extension street She seemed to sadty pick her way Amidst the frozen sleet. The hollow sound the old bell gave Some solace seemed to bring ; Yet as she left the o'd Lell said, * I'm saddest when [ ring. —D. F. Young, in Thoughts in Verse, Things are often badly managed Here below the sky. Bullion ought to have my stomach, Or, still better, T Ought to have his wad of money. See the poor old guy— All he wants is toast for luncheon, Steak and onions I. Weak men are but strong men’s followers. —Exchange. famous ren of * ** But where is the clover?” we asked, not see- ing any of it in the picture. ‘Oh, the cows have eaten it, you know.""—Baltimore Ameri- can, As an appetizer and general tonic, mix quar- ter wine-glass Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, fill with iced water, add teaspoonful sugar. Percy—"" | don't see how you keep so blamed cheerful and contented." Guy—" Easy enough, I don't waste time or vitality thinking about the people who have more of this world’s favors than [ have.""—Detroit Free Press, CHILDISH QUESTIONS. I thought I knew A thing or two, ‘And had the power to show My wisdom in a lucid way, Until a little one I know Came asking. yesterday : ** When the summer 's past where does it go, ‘And where does winter come from—say 2" Brackett—"* They say you are financially em- barrassed. Do you owe a very large amount ?” Crackett—* 1 don't owe anything ; but there are several people who owe me, and I haven't the courage to ask for it.""—Boston Transcript, Exchange. Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, im- parts force and vigor. A BOTTLE of EVANS’ ALE carties one back to the good old happy days of one hundred years ago. Before any others in America brewed ale, Evans’ reputation was made—and Evans has led every advance in the science of brewing up to this minute, “My wife is getting to be very tiresome,” complained Browne. ‘*She doesn't seem to know her own mind from one minute to the next.”""* My wife,” said Towne, ‘is the same She's as uncertain as the weather.” Mine's as uncertain as the weather | Catholic Standard and Tomes 1706 H EVANS & SONS, Hupsom, boa} and received the onl; al NE NEW OC yaylene THz, atone ated fenitines nuinperion gh THE Highest Grade ano Purest Whea tired of poor cards buy good ones. exlibttore are the are so satisfactory. ele, Cates. by [eRatme Purveyore, Mave ay ‘The VARTRAY WATERCO, Buffalo, N.Y. UA. MEDAL At the PARIS EXPOSITION of 1900. from Bicycle Playing Cards st— because they out-wear other 25. cards 7 and thelr playing qualities “Card Games and How to Play Them,"a 12-page condensed Hoyle mailed for six flapends =@ Cocktails until you have tried the Club brand. 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