Judge — July 6, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Sir Mountstuart Grant, in one of the new volumes of his reminiscences, tells a story of Arthur Balfour, when he was chief secretary for Ireland, asking Father Healy: ‘Is it true I'm so much detested as the newspapers will have it?" “*If the divil himself,” said Father Healy, “was as much detested ‘in Ireland as you are, my occupation would be gone.” As an appetizer and general tonic, mix quar- ter wine-glass Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, fill with iced water, add teaspoonful sugar. “* Who is that passenger over there who keeps his eyes glued to the ceiling and pays no atten- tion to this beautiful scenery?" ** That's Smit —F. Hopkinson Smith, He's afraid he may catch sight of an ‘Uncle Tom's Cabin’ bill- board."—Cleveland Plain Dealer, THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, 97y,Sie Sth Ave., cor, 22d St. York. room ‘New Bella—* That vathing-dress makes you look shorter. dea laybe; but-it makes the men look longer."—Pick-Me-H "up. 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