Judge — June 15, 1901 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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THE PATAL RADISH, The Hon. Chauncey M. Depew telis this: “sat the other day beside a Western man at dinner, who said, when that course came and I took some radishes, * Do you eat radishes?” I said, *Yes.’ ‘Would you mind having. that plate of them removed?" ‘No; but, my friend, what is the matter with the radish? ‘ Well,” said he, ‘ Governor Flower, who was one of the most generous men who ever lived and wanted to help everybody, gave me a point in the Flower boom by which I made a great deal of money, and then, when the second Flower PROM HARPER'S WEEKLY (\ LCOHOL. it ls claimed by statisticians, is the chief curse of {body trae and unos throwet ts agency than edatto sea with alcohol im command canmet mind the winds, bervations, and arrive anywhere but in the ght port. Alco! Bip homes"eadanger his happiness; ines his Duslaess Fidieute ‘The Keeley Institutes are neither hospitals nor pritons, but are as homelike as itis possh ble to seake them. ‘There i po coohsetent, not i the lightest restraiat pat upon the pa Cicets beyond the request that they shall observe the few simple rules end tedicines prescribed. Nevtner are the patient ‘Gety, bat Sa gentlemen and ladies who are fo Dr, Keciey due the boarable distinctiog of having fist declared. theory of drankensexs and to aubuitute fo ol methods a huunane avd iteligentreatnest SNR femoved permanently the appetite for driuk, and at the Bervous system toa sound ceadstion: Improved the general health "The Keeley treatment cures this disease by restoring the nerves toa fe fatally the ‘Svecly healthy Cures Indigestion and Sea-sickness. All Others Are Imitations. In case of Emerg- ency you'll want Old Overholt THE ABSOLUTELY PURE WHISKEY. Bottled in Bond. A. Overholt & Co. 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