Judge, 1901-06-01 · page 13 of 16
Judge — June 1, 1901 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* magazine is primarily **advertising**, with modest editorial content. **Key elements:** The main cartoon is a "Racing Term" illustration captioned "Her running mate"—a domestic scene depicting a woman chasing a man with a broom. This is a pun: the woman is literally his "running" companion, playing on political terminology ("running mate"). The page also includes: - A **"Pilipino Dialect Poem"** satirizing Filipino English and depicting an American soldier's romantic jealousy in broken English stereotypes—reflecting contemporary American imperial attitudes during the Philippine-American War era. - **Literary satire** mocking academic over-analysis of Shakespeare's *Hamlet*. - **Ads** for whiskey, champagne, railroad excursions, cosmetics, and insurance. The satirical humor relies on ethnic caricature (Filipino dialect) and domestic humor (nagging wife), both conventions of early-1900s American comedy magazines. The page reflects period anxieties about colonialism, marriage, and cultural superiority typical of *Judge*'s editorial voice.
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When Made Made 10 Years ago and sold to-day. Baltimore Rye Is 10 Years Old, That’s enough. It is the charm of hospitality and the tonic of health, eorrieo By WH LANAHANG SON BALTIMORE It ts the oldest and best whiskey in America. Sold at all First-Class Cafés and by Jobbers, WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. Footelighte—* Was the author called to the footlights?” Sue Brette—" Yes; they dared bim to come out."— Yonkers Statesman, Crawford —"* Was there ever a man worse henpecked than he?” Crabsharo—'* Sure. 1 once knew a fellow who let his wife name the baby after her first hasband."— Zown Topics. DELAWARE WATER-GAP A PILIPINO DIALECT POEM. Me mucha bueno hombre, si, Talk poco Engleesh way ; - Me sabe ‘Mericano, si, Me sabe all him say. Me sabe cuss, me sabe booze, Me sabe jag all right ; Me sabe dat an say him jag Be.vera out of sight. Him soldar cefiorita li Me amo mucha good ; Me spik to her, she kissa him, An say me block of wood. Me love him girl, no like soldar, Me spik him dat one day; Den him go loco mad, an dam Him vera mucha say. Him soaka me in nose an spik : * You git a pronto gait Upon yourself, or, by the guns, Tl crack yer blasted slate !* Me mucha buena hombre, si Talk poco Engleesh way ; Me sabe soldar him get mad, Me vamoose right away. —Denver Times. MODERN SHAKESPEAREAN CRITICISM, Some one endeavoring to pluck out the heart of Hamlet's mystery has written a big book, convincing, to the writer, that it is a mere mat- ter of punctuation. Take, this writer says, Hamlet's exclamation, *O all you host of heaven! Ovcarth! What else? And shall I couple hell?” and put a question-mark after couple and an exclamation-point after hell, and the whole business is cleared up. Then we have, © all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple? Hell!" The question is, should he marry Ophelia when all women lay for him under the curse of Ger- trude’s monstrous crime?—New York Times Saturday Review. Prices reduced for Spring & Summer 29-932 Boylston St. Pritedetphic; ga Chestaut St. 82 State Si Is absolutely, pure av! should be used by all indies who wah tse fined complexion ami that rosy hue so muct admired by all. Sam: and booklet of 36 (a SARAH BERNHARDT, the great French. ac » is 80 Plealed with the delicate bouquet and Gaver et ‘Gold Seal AMERICA'S BEST CHAMPAGNE, that she wrote to a friend: “New York, April 7, $901. “I find the Urbana Wice Co.'s Gold Seal Champagne excellent, in fact equal to many French champagnes. It surprises me that such a fine wine can be produced ta America.” of French wine. and sold everywhere at half the price URBANA WINE CO., Urbana, N. ¥.. Sole Makers. ~a we RACING TERM. Her running mate. Chartered 1863. (Stock.) STATEMENT » » » & Tit TRAVELERS INSURANCE COMPANY, of ford, Conn. Life, Accident and Employers Liability Insurance. JAMES G. BATTERSON, President cabizat 1,000,000.00 JANVARY 1, 1901. Totml Ansetn. tient Freniium’ tn the han TOPAL LABILITIES tincludiag Heserve) EXCESS SECURITY to Polley-hotders, Paid to Polley noldere stace 186i,” Palate 12 Por ‘holders 10 1A, poliey holders on fouéies i (Lite, Lite favurasee oF et taking afew Cascarets aS ‘wonderfully. ‘hey are Feeieele pin toe family” ‘This is a reproduction of the cover mplete guide to the Pan-American \ sition just issued by the LACKA- WANNA RAILROAD. Ik will be maicd to any address on application, accompanied by four cents in stamps, to | T. W. LEE, General Passenger Agent, 26 Exchange Place, New York City. IN ASSETS, 1 NGGRANcH ty Ponce alite Bepartmc INCREASE IN RESERVES (Bown PREMIUMS COLLECTED, : ~ mainetss | | y), Flcasant. Palaiable, Potent. Taste Good, Good, Never Sieken, Weaken, of Gripe: We Se. CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Remedy Company, Chleage, Nostreal, Kew York. 1b MO-TO-BAG faass*eUiEE SLE Sylvester C, Dunham, Vice resident ake B Marie Sega Lewis, M.D., Medical D1 cy a sree ster Edward V, Preston, Supériatebieut of Aiencies ioe iftram J. Messenger, Actuary