Judge, 1901-05-25 · page 13 of 16
Judge — May 25, 1901 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, featuring Columbia electric and gasoline automobiles prominently. The automobiles section showcases three 1901 models and emphasizes their batteries' forty-mile capacity and rapid delivery availability. The page includes two cartoon jokes below the ads: 1. **"Brief Blasts"** contains a humorous anecdote about a militiaman entering a barber shop and threatening the boy barber with his sword. The joke's punchline relies on the boy's deadpan courage—he calmly proceeds, and when asked if he wasn't afraid, responds he would have "cut your bloomin' head off" if the militiaman had been cut, implying swift violent retaliation. 2. **"A Natural Weakness"** shows a chess scenario where a character named Rozinski is described as potentially great at chess except he's "liable to sacrifice a king, knight or castle any time to obtain a patron"—satirizing weakness for patronage or favor-seeking. The remaining content consists of bicycle and camera advertisements typical of early 1900s magazines.
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Mark XIX—Columbie. Surrey. Mark XII-Columbie. Victoria. A Question of Batteries The endurance of our new long-distance batteries, ex- celling in capability and durability, has been established under the most rigorous tests of actual service. Under certain favorable conditions they have developed fifty miles on a single charge, but for ordinary conditions we rate them at a forty-mile capacity. AUTOMOBILES Electric 3 . Gasolene In the Sixth Year of Successful Service Mark I1I—Columbia. Phaeton. Improved 1901 Models for Prompt Delivery Never in the history of American manufacture has a leading make of motor vehicles been offered at such attract- ive inducements as COLUMBIA AUTOMOBILES at the present time. Ninety vehicles have been sold during the last week, but vast facilities of manufacture permit early deliveries on prompt orders. Write for 1901 Mlustrated Catalog and Latest Price List. ELECTRIC VEHICLE COMPANY, 100 Broadway, N. Y. too dear.—There is no gain without giving.— Regret cannot bring the arrow back to the ox.—There is no profit in religion where there is no loss.—The hireling has his hire, but the Shepherd has the sheep.—He who is un- silling to face failure can never secure success. —You do not need to wear a stony look to be apillar in the church.—The man who revolves around himself will never get anywhere.—The lescope of love has the longest range for | vision.—The assets of character are in shat you are and not what you have,—You tan afford to lose the flowers of time for the seed of eternity.—Sowing in pain and tears Promises the reaping in plenty and triumph,— Ram's Horn, BRIEF BLASTS. my B WA Influence is immortal.—Cheap success is ever | SUPPOSING YOU SAVE 5 MINUTES fourtimesaday by riding a bicycle. That's ten whole working days a year—almost an extra vacation. HARTFORD BICYCLES ~“ A militiaman one day went into a barber's SG shop, and, seeing only the boy there, thought ; to frighten him. Said he: "Boy, I want a shave, but be careful not to cut me. If you do"—drawing his sword and laying it across his knees—'"I shall put this through you.” “*Yes, sir,” replied the boy calmly, as he pro- ceeded to his task, which he finished satisfac- ily. ‘* You are a good boy." said the volun- giving him a dime. ‘But weren't you. afraid?” “* Not at all,” said the boy.‘ But T should have done as I said if you had cut me.” ** You wouldn't.” “* Why not?" ‘ Why, because if I had cut you at all I should have cut your bloomin’ head off!" An Unprecedented Camera Offer, $9.00 for $3.75. THE 3}x3; BUCKEYE; USING THE EASTMAN CARTRIDGE FILM. An $8.00 Camera and Leslie's Weekly or Judge tor 3 months for $3.75. We will express to you this Camera and will also send for a petioa of three months by mail, i a “s WEE! fe A NATURAL WEAKNESS. eiltance St SETAC ore ee ne c 78. 7 5 This is a decided bargain and must be taken cc stless than some others but are Rozinskt —"* Hockstein, ofer dere, vould be a gread chess player but for vun advantage of promptly. as our supply of these Song, light, Bandsome and per- veakness — he's liable to sacrifice a king, knight or castle any time to obtain a paton, ited. uly adapted to road, runabout or poasure service. splendid little cameras is limited. ‘The latest improved Buckeye Camera which we $35 EDETTE BICYCLES ndly constructed and fully guar- a eed, $25 Hor Tire Coaster-Brake $5extra. COLUMBIA SALES DEPT. Hartford, Conn. dteer “imma Ry {a fall of pare fun. No politica, 10e. offer has no loose parts other than the case,and the method of loading is more simple than here- tofore. A meniscus lens, time and instantaneous | shutter (which is always set), diaphragm with three openings, tripod socket, and perfect work- manship throughout make this a very popular outfit: “The dimensions are 43 x 96x 536 inches and the instrument can be loaded in daylight for 2,6, OF 12 exposures, ‘The regular price. without cartridge, has always been 8.00; our price (with JUDOE of LesLig’s three months) is ®3.75, Brownell Camera Club, 112 Fifth Avenue, NEW YORK. Jopon's Lrnzagy is full of pure fun. No poitties. 10c. comicbooks.com