Judge, 1901-04-06 · page 11 of 16
Judge — April 6, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with only brief comedic snippets interspersed among product promotions. The actual satirical content is minimal: **The Cartoons/Jokes:** - A tailor-customer exchange mocking poor workmanship (trousers won't last four weeks) - A dialect piece celebrating "Fulpans" hair product's effectiveness on Black families - A brief politician joke about Delaware "blowing out Gas" (possibly referencing a political figure named Gas) - Small quips about ambition, a leaky roof, and a man refusing to buy his son a drum **Context for Modern Readers:** The "Fulpans" segment uses period-appropriate racial stereotypes and dialect humor common to early 1900s publications. The Delaware reference likely alludes to a contemporary political figure, now obscure. Most content serves merely as filler between advertisements for whiskey, pianos, shaving soap, and patent medicines—Judge's primary revenue source. The satirical edge is largely absent; this is a commercial publication masquerading as humor.
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Customer-—"" The trousers are too short for th ; he would outgrow them in four weeks.” | 7ailor—*'No danger; they won't last that long."—Aeggendor fer Blatter. See dat likely chile, off dere? iie'was ratted on WELPAN.S.1 see dat gal wid criokly hale? Sverwan rated on FUL.PA.N.S tT lookia’ patty fair Ail de work oC ELPA, Me and Sam's a right smarepatr, ote on ustakeleL PANS. when T'ece dis fambly bere COREE ANS. sometimes thiok 14 ike to ty, Velsia’ bread wid RLPASS, Probably it would be putting it too strong to Delaware legislature blew out “Gas” ks—they simply turned him down very low.—Atlanta Journal. Hopes are never realized where ambition is greater than strength. Fortify your system fith Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, At druggists and grocers. ‘An individual who fives for himself alone should live by himself—alone.— Zhe School master $250 REWARD Icading to the conviction of any dealer acing retitled empty bottle of ED. PINAUD'S Eau de Quinine Hair Tonic, pering ta any shape or form with lative £0 the detection of euch} ia stret conadeneee PUTNEY, TWOMBLY & PUTNEY, Attorneys, 115 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. ever did for his town?” — Yonkers Statesman. fects of a trying summer. store vitality, rushed at bof ends.” “What am de mattah?” “* De roof leak: -Arkansaw Thos, Cat, FOR HEALTH: Fresh Air Exercise Evans’ Ale or Stout LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Sth Ave., cor, 22d St. Bacon—''1'd like to know what that man Egbert —* Why, L heard he refused to buy his boy a drum once.” Nervous exhaustion and debility are the ef- . SIEGERT'S Angostura Bitters feed the nerve-cells and re- Bruder Hanks—* De floor-committee am Bruder Jackson — Brudder Hanks— Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That's All! THE WILSON DISTILLING Co., Balttmore, Ma. THE *“SOHMER” HEADS THE Only Salesroom tn Greater New York. in’ amateur theatri yes; he is implicated."— Town Topics. Jasper—* Uhear that Bighead is interested Jumpuppe—* Well, On tising—for a clear head—drink in, [you desire to make a reputation as an expert cocktail mixer, buy the Club” brand, follow directions, and your friends will wonder where you gained the art. Many a cocktail you have drunk and complimented your host for his art of mixing—the truth is you had a “Club Cocktail.” it merely required a little ice to cool it. You can do it just as well, FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS. HARTFORD. G. F, HEUBLEIN & BRO., NEW YORK. LONDON. One side shaved and the lather on the other Still thick moisteand creamy A prominent barber humorously writes us that he can cover the face of his customer with lather—step around the block and get a glass of—soda water— retum and find the lather as moist and creamy as when first applied. With most soaps, before one side of the face is shaved, the lather on the other side has almost disappeared, leaving a tough residue that smarts and bites the face and dulls the razor, and it is necessary to apply the lather several times before the operation is completed. ‘Williams’ Soap is “the only kind that won't dry on the face.” ‘This remarkable of ” SHAVING SOAP is found in no other, ind has made it famous all over the world, Williams’ Shaving Soaps are the oaly standard for Shavtog, and tn the form of Shaving Sticks, Shaving Tablets, Shaving Cream, ete, are sold by deuggtsts and perfumers all over the world. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. LONDON PARIS DRESDEN SYDNEY Mrs, Church —* Does Juvan's Lrnaany {8 full of pure fun, No polities. 10¢. want to stay in any one place long?” Ars, Gotham—'* Oh, yes; she seems to prefer the parlor."— Yonkers Statesman. { ‘These Cigars are manufactured under the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco. If we had to pay the imported cigar tax our brands would cost double the money. Send for booklet and particulars. CORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. your girl seem to H] A delicate rosy cheek anda soft, beautiful complexion’ are. cher- ‘Jupor's ‘RY 18 full of pure fan. No polities. 10¢. |< New York to Buffalo, via New York Central—Finest One-Day Railroad Ride in the World,