Judge, 1901-03-23 · page 15 of 16
Judge — March 23, 1901 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal editorial cartooning. The small illustrated cartoon shows a "Fond Parent" confronting a young woman about employment, with dialogue suggesting she refuses to work. The joke appears to be social commentary on idle, privileged young women—a common Gilded Age concern about the leisure class. The bulk of the page consists of patent medicines, liquor advertisements, and consumer goods typical of early 1900s Judge magazine: Pabst Beer, Martell's Brandy, Old Overholt whiskey, Beeman's Pepsin Gum, and various nostrums claiming to cure constipation and other ailments. The "Pointed Paragraphs" section offers moralistic aphorisms about self-reliance, education, and foolishness—typical Judge humor aimed at middle-class readers concerned with propriety and work ethic. **No major political figures or events are referenced.** This represents Judge's standard editorial mix: light social satire combined with lucrative advertising.
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Buffet Cocktails and Cordials RMwarded the GoldMedal at Paris Exposition over all competitors, Rheinstrom, Bettman, Johnson & Co., Cincinnati, Ohio. POINTED PARAGRAPHS, The man who is afraid to think for himself | should acquire a wife,—The * flower of the fam- ily ” often turns out to be a ** bloomin’ chump !" |—Too many men like to stand around and grunt while some other man lifts.—Some people would rather do a thing twice than do it right inv the first place.—Profit by the experience of others if you are looking for a short road to success.—There are times when even the pastor thinks there is no earthly hope for the choir. — Work kills fewer people than the worry of hav- ing to listen to other people's troubles.—The | man who admits he doesn't know it all is wiser \than the one who thinks he does. — Chicago News, Sigh and the world sighs with you, Laugh and you laugh alone For it's mostly the rule that each durned fool Can't see any joke but his own —Arkansaw Thos. Cat, What some folks lack in money they make up in ignorance, I heard a village lunkhead say that education costs too much because the schoolmaster made more money than the lunk- head.— The Schoolmaster. CHEW Cures Indigestion and Sea-sickness. } AllOthers Are Imitatior Licictceeessettteci soesay pasoctetreeteey ud ‘ou can't get a room for him here ; Wrtte (supporting his weary know he is. What of that?" Clerk (scornfully) — ‘* This is a temperance hotel." Wytte—* Well, he’s too drunk to know the difference.""— Philadelphia Press. ‘ST-PAUL 360. Bt-Peter ot MINNEAPOLIS. 606, Nicollet av Pabst heer WIGHEST POWER CLEAREST OeFINITION MNEATEST FORM Guaranteed for 10 years, Avrarded the gold Medal Paris 1900 108, Last 23°? te | sew-vonn | 193" west a2"? ot aa Cu Ba (Trade-Mark) BENEDICT BROS. , a BROADWAY and CORTLANDT ST., NEW YORK Send for Full Descriptive Circumr. ge observes that Georgia some time ago. It must be the other fron tat our contemporary is talking about.—At ante Constitution. wh LINEN. co. ee NY. ARE THE BEST BUY THEM. Ba 30 Aine erin FINDLER & WIBEL, __ 121 Nassau Street, New York. Itcured tn 10 294 Liquor Hablecor UPlUME: Vite DR Th SyePMe anon, Dept. 1.:2. Let DENMEYR & SONS, PAPE R WARHHOUSH, nd 36 Bleecker Street 3) Weekman Street, New York, OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER. ng Bureau will send F clippings which ig, or any subject on ‘Every newspaper Seper's Li Pere Listasy is full of pure fun, No politics. 106. STHEAENEDICT’ 2, coming But the fact is, she arrived there All kinds kept in stock it She never will work!!! to service !” Fonp Parent—* No—she wont work! She never would work !! ‘rhere’s only one thing —she'll ‘ave to go out itis not an accident that Playing Cards are popular from Greenland to Australia. Its because their superior merit has made them the standard of excellence the world over. “Card Games, and How to Play Them” a 120 page book mailed for six flap ends trom Bicycle boxes, or five 2c. stamps. Dept. 26 THE U. S. PLAYING Caro Co., Cincinnatl, For Duplicate Whist ose Palne’s, Kalamazoo, or U.S. Trays. “A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” Medical Press (London), Aug, 1899. |MARTELL'S THREE STAR| . BRANDY AT ALL BARS and RESTAURANTS. Throat Ease and Breath Perfume Is ony tIwes WHISKEY Was NOT MARMPUL; THAT KIND I6 NOT HARMFUL NOW. BOTTLED Ix BOND DIRECT rROM THE DARREL, A. OvennoLT & Co, PITTenURG, Pa. _Jupan's Linnany is full of pore fun. No poitties, We, CONSTIPATION “1 nave gong 14 days at a time without = om Ie, not belog ablo to move ibams extops ty using bot water injeotious. Chronic constipation for seven years placed me tn this terrible condition; during that time I did ev- erytblng | beard of but nover found any rellet: such ‘was my caso until I began using CASCARETS. Som tive from oueto terse passtges a Gay-ancif ‘was rich I would give $100.00 for each movement; 13 tesuch a relief.” AYLER L. HUNT, 169 Russell Bt., Detrolt, Mich. CANDY CATHARTIC Ngasant. Palatable, Potent, fas bos! Novor Sickom Woakoncor Gris. 15.556, e, CURE CONSTIPATION, Staring Remedy Compass, Cheng. Montreal Hew York. 388 ou will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Jupax when answering advertisements, i/|_ EARL &WILSONS {{,_-COLLARS CUFFS&SHIRTS BEST IN THE WORLD. - ‘JupoR’s Lrpeany is full of pure fun. No politica. 10c. PRESS OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING CO., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. “* GOUT & RHEUMATISM, atte Groat English Remedy BLAIR’S PILLS Safe, Sure, Effective. SOc. & $17 DRUGGISTS, of 22g William St, M. Y.F2 comicbooks.com