Judge, 1901-03-09 · page 19 of 22
Judge — March 9, 1901 — page 19: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and light humor** rather than political satire. The main cartoon depicts a social etiquette joke: a woman shows her photograph to a young man named Binks, who tactlessly remarks it's "faded" but "just like you"—insulting her appearance while attempting flattery. The featured text "The Cold Spare Bed" is a humorous poem warning hosts never to put guests in uncomfortable spare bedrooms, no matter how much you bore them with complaints about servants, health problems, or household troubles. The bulk of the page consists of product ads typical of the era: Beeman's Pepsin Gum (claims to cure indigestion), patent collar buttons, Martell's brandy, Bicycle playing cards, and prominently, **Schlitz beer**, which boasts of its extreme purity measures—filtered air, sterilized bottles, and aging process to prevent stomach upset from "green beer." The content reflects late-19th/early-20th-century consumer anxieties about product quality and sanitation, before modern food safety regulations existed.
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