Judge — March 2, 1901 — page 9: what you’re looking at

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Swear at your oY saw him wife in Latin !"—CAi- CUSHION J] sharpening her skates cago Tribune, BUTTON | yesterday.” — Chicago | «CLASP ““” * Hello, Bill! What i) = have you’ been doin’ Les flat to the leg—never)) ar gna it imposs to git all them good ‘Slips, Tears nor Unfastens.(| ble to kill the nerve clothes?” Promotin’ soup evenrwnene. \{exlaimed the dentist a telegraft_ company oenattne, pjin a troubled tone. to work between here ease What can it mean Cats, Hotels, = an’ Mars. Greates’ BN satctos cceistot rice Ml T'm a drummer,” WArrans Cafes and b; \ graft I've had in all Seiten Mase Cee | with a ring of pride INSTANTANEOUS © fe." —Jndian in his voice.—Detroit mae dellciopadrink |me life.”—Judianczo- 1] pag-EVERY PAIR WARRANTED@MBY | fry Pros, 1810 Cheetaat Ot, Fale ave ter git up early 1 you darkies wantato ace wna Sea ee SE ; lave ver git op carly if you darks wantet Jealousy must have been the original pos bat are such fighters, that you never hear of them | Oe iat cPbaneae ‘we thought we swine ter|er.girl.” ‘ Why?" ‘She is said to have had ARTIFICIAL EYE! Berens ete jeave the institution?” Go. |B" Eye iano: Sad I VINENEROT ' : : sade de misty ny :| Green eyes."—Philadelphia North American, DI. A, VINEHERG, { E. 42d Street, at's easily explained. After they | Zoek tome Mipane Tabates, and dex gnats de uiery ty!) 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