Judge — February 23, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WINTER REFLECTIONS. When the frost is on the window And the pipes are full of ice, And the furnace-heat to warm you Really does not half suffice ; When a chilling draught is creeping Like a snake across the floor, And the man who comes to see you Fails to shut the outer doo When your coal supply has vai Aad your hired girl has left, And your clothes are thin and seedy And your pocket-book bereft, Do not let your fierce emotion Make you the complaining tool— but remember there is virtue In the act of ** keeping cool.” —Arkansaw Thos. Cat, When you use bitters see that the label says pbott’s.” ‘There is but one best—Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. At druggists and grocers. “I'm trying to get some information about a friend of mine named Fox, who came out here,” said the stranger from the east. ** They tell me he died of some throat trouble.” "I guess that's about right.” replied the cowboy. "What was it— bronchitis?” ‘ Bronkitis? That's a new one on me, but I reckon I see the connection, He stole a bronco."—Philadel- phia Press. Dr. Ball's Cough Syran cures whooping- 2h and measles’ cough. This wonderful remedy i aave the children from many a distressing cough ing spell and soon effect a cure. “What's become of the ‘new woman" we heard so much about a few years ago?” “Oh, she’s probably kept busy making baby-clothes for her grandchildren now."—Chicago Times- Herald. Packer’s Tar Soap Warm water aaq-s. M. Apply a generous lather three times a day FOR CHAPPED & IRRITATED SKIN The Packer Mfg. Co., New York tHE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER PIANOS hmer Build Morea’ See | Sth Aves cor. Fork: FOREIGN TRAVEL. Linited number of young ladies. EGY PT, Greece, veaatinople, Waly, SPAT CGHES CGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST.— These Cigars are manufactured under the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco. If we had to pay the imported cigar tax our brands would cost double the money. Send for booklet and particulars. CORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. As has been said before, Charles is a very observing boy. Yesterday one of mamma's friends came to the house to call, Mamma was out and Charles opened the door. * Mam- ma is not home,” he said. ‘ Will you please | give her my card when she comes?" inquired the caller. “* Yeth, ma’am,” said Charles, The caller opened her card-case, and as she with- drew the engraved pasteboard a bit of tissue- paper fluttered down onto the steps, Very grandly Charles picked it up and handed it to her, saying. ‘* You dropped one of your ciga- rette-papers."—A any Journal, “What makes you think that young Mr. Bliggins knows absolutely nothing about how to carve a turkey?” ‘* The fact that he is so prompt and fearless in expressing his wil ness to try." —IWashington Star, Indisestion, Iver troubles, Met with CLPA.N.S. melt ike buhbles ; Aetna bones and dizzy tend, Fly an autumn leaves heap and handy, just the try Try them—aure Feller they bri Thad Jane in the sleigh. But the time was ill-fated. She would go that day. I had Jane in the sleigh, One arm driving the gray, ‘T'other arm vaccinated. I had Jane in the sleigh, But the time was ill-fated. —Smart Set, On rising — for a clear head—drink TE. ut WATER, “Can't you afford to wear better clothes than those?” asked the sympathetic lady of the street-beggar as she eyed his tattered garments. “No, ma‘am; I really can’t," was the mendi cant’s reply. | ** These togs is what I beg in.” — Yonkers Statesman. AN ADDITION TO THE FAMILY. Some of the ancestral societies have done re- markable things in New York in the science of forestry of genealogical trees. of aman whom I met on the street some time ago whose beaming face told me that some- thing unusual had happened. cause of his joy. and he replied proudl; have just had an addition to my family. congratulated him and solicitously inquired if it was a boy Tam reminded Tasked him the oragirl. “* Neither,” he replied. “A. grand{ather."— Reverend Heury A. Van Dyke. The victims of next winter's epidemic of grippe, those whose systems have not recov- ered from exhaustion of summer. GERT'S Angostura Bitters, great South Amer- ican tonic for weak people. DR. SIE- ‘The most insufferable bore is ne who discov-| ers what you are about to do or say and kindly | suggests that you do or say it.—New York Pras, A double blessing is a double grace—occasion smiles upon a second bottle of Evans’ Ale It puts man in right relations with the laws of life, health and happiness. Brewed for past 115 years. ©. Evans & Sona, Hudson, exclaimed the irate cus- tomer. ‘Explain how it is the goods my wile ordered sent up for dinner haven't been deliv- cred.” "Let me see.” said the grocer reflect- your wife pays cash, doesn’t, she?” Yes. W hat’ 's that got to do with it?” “* Well, you know, get goods on time. ** Look here, sit Philadelphia Record, comPument OSCAR A. MICHEL Patents. I will'send one of these handsome Mate} Information e iely hound nentioved. ‘Secu TRADE-MARK Ko A DESIGN COPYRIGHT CAVEAT of Patents Undertaking Sales with Diary, Atlas and Rook of General ‘writing for ft and sending 2 cents, to cover m of placing wnd obtalning ROTECTION ROMPTLY ROCURED. UBLISHED. ROMOTED. es for for Clients, OSCAR A. MICHEL, solicitor of American and Foreign Patents, 302 Broadway, NEW YORK. EACLE MARASCHINO CHERRIES Careful selection of fruit and artistic pack- Ing have rendered them superior to all ‘Their pure frult taste appeals to everyone. THEY OWN THE MARKET in Tees, Sherbets, and essential in Invariably trea, Patent glass metal to taint the contents, WRITE FOR CATALOGUE AND PRICE LIST. EAGLE LIQUEUR DISTILLERIES RHEINSTROM BROS., Cincinnati, U.S.A. 947-969 Martin St.1 948-968 E. Front St. “I married you for your money !” she cried bitterly. 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