Judge — January 26, 1901 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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MODERN PHILISTINISM, Wise Mr. Hubbard Went to his cupboard 9 When he got there The cupboard was bare, And so the poor world had naught. —Good Cheer. In the warerooms of Sohmer & Co., Fifth avenue, corner 'wenty-second street, the read- er will find instruments that cannot be sur ; passed, and the purchaser is perfectly assured ran + Of geting the best arse in he mel a ne side | Very reasonable figure. | > : Visitor —* What a haughty, overbearing S h child that little freckle-face is!" Teacher— ; { ? aved “Ir isn’t his fault. His mother is a cook and | Bis father th jalior of a0 spartment-boune.” lk : . } and the Bili—* Did you say that gun of yours would shoot one thousand yards.” /il/—" That s Ese lather on what I did." Br/i—"* Well, it's marked to shoot only five hundred yards.” /i/—" Yes; | k but there are two barrels."— Vowkers States- : the other aCKaWaliiia |) ile = Utica gentl ho was in New Y i i Ra i| rd a d bea deed to go to the theatre with ore sid 4 ‘ on the uy ig st. in ro | ~ hood reached by either the Noulevard er the } : morst and Amsterdam-avenue cars. As they were leaving No Swan the young lady's home she remarked to’her es- RD GOAPMEANSaninag| ie be sentra ne creamy Amstergosh-avenue cars. My father won't let me say dam."— Utica Observer, f RE EW RK BLISS CARMAN ON HIMSELF. - YORK INES YORK I'm sick of all this puling trash _ A prominent barber humorously writes us that he can cover the face of ; PAN And namby-pamby rot— his customer with lather—step around the block and get a glass of—soda water— EOS KEHICAGO A Pegasus you have to thrash retum and find the lather as moist and creamy as when first applied. WIA BUFFALO To make him even trot. With most soaps, before one side of the face fs shaved, the lather on T'm sick of all this poppy-cock the other side has almost disappeared, leaving a tough residue that smarts and In bilious green and blue; bites the face and dulls the razor, and it is necessary to apply the lather several I'm tired to death of taking stock times before the operation is completed. Of everything that’s "* new.” . * * * . Willams’ Saap fs the ont Eiod that won't dey, on the face.” This I want to find a warm beechwood remarkabl ity SHAVING is found in no other, And lie down and keep still, and bas made tt famous all over the world. And swear a little and feel good, ‘Then loaf up on the hill ‘Willtams’ Shaving Soaps are the only recogatzed standard for Shaving, Wiad fer the pring bonsoclead tiy bral, and in the form of Shaving Sticks, Shaving Tablets, Shaving Cream, etc., ‘Where all this stuff is crammed, are sold by druggists aod all the world. And let my heart grow sweet again, And let the age be damned. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. hast Songs from Vagabondia,” LONDON PARIS DRESDEN SYDNEY TAST TIME, BETWEEN ron rue RAM Ey | 10 POSTER COLLECTORS. se NEWSPAPER Leslie's Illustrated Weekly | | | set nd byt bo It tells the atory of contemporancous events and illustrates it JUDGE with the moat artistic pictures, Its correspondents and writers cover every fmportant fleld tho world over. The two handsome posters in colors, and ESLIE'S WEEKLY is a paper to keep on the library table, and to a» ole LESLIE’S WEEKLY read and re-read, and to file away for useful reference. It is read em : by more families of culture and refinement among the masses than any other paper of its class in the world, It is the greatest, best, most attractive and cheapest of all American educators. Its special features | é are worth your time and money. They include Jasper's Weekly Hintsto | Will be’ sent to poster collectors on receipt of a Money-Makers, answering, without charge, questions regarding Stock 7 r end Bond Investments; Hermit’s Life Insurance Suggestions, answer. |Temittance of TEN CENTS in stamps. ing, without charge, questions concerning Life Insurance. Send One Dollar to the publishers’ address below and Leslie’s will a 2 be mailed to you regularly each week for a period of four months. THIS PRICE IS FOR THE PAIR. LeEs.ie’s WEEKLY < ewe 110 Fifth Avenue NEW YORK (Bize of each poster, 18 x 20 inches), Address Judge Company, 110 EIETH AVENUE, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com.