Judge — January 26, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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AN ANTI-KISSING APPEAL. jomen’s Christian temperance Vork has instituted an anticissing crue Sue asan adjunct to its temperance work.) Oh, shun the ruby-tinted lips ‘With piquant pucker pouted. By them your best intents are most Incontinently routed. Beware the coy, uplifted chin, With dimple in the centre, Unless, when ‘tis too late, you'd be A conscience-struck repenter. When blushing cheeks are close to yours Heed not their near location, And manfully conduct yourself, Avoiding osculation. "Tis better to avert your face From all the lovely misses ‘Than to contract the habit of Acquiring varied kisses. No wine has sparkle like unto Out-bubble any bubble. Intemperance is bad enough— ‘A very frightful spectre— But shun, oh, shun, the puckered lips With their delusive nectar. —Josh Wink in Baltimore American, Sufferers long have sald tain beggar was accused of a crime and nt before an Abyssinian judge. The jedge commanded that the whole of his face should be blackened, and that he should walk about the city all day long in that guise. The teggar said, “Oh, judge, make not the whole of my face black, but the half of it, lest all the ity should take me for an Abyssinian judge.” This speech caused the judge to smile, and he forgave the beggar his offense — Persian Tales in The Century. is pure, antiseptic and in every sense hygienic. It has no equal as a luxurious and invigorating cleanser For the Hair and Skin Tue Packer Meo. Co., New York. WHAT ARE THE “Club Cocktails ?” Drinks that are famous the world over. Made from the of liquors and used by thousands of men and women in their own homes in place of tonics, whose composition is unknown, ‘Ate they on your side- Would not such a drink Dur _new life into the tired who has shopped all day?” Would it not be the drink to offer to the husband when he returns home after his day’s busi- ness Choice, of Manhattan, Ma: Tom of Holland rmouth, York or For sale by all Fancy Gro- cers and Deale: -a F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. ) Broadway, N.Y. Hartford, Conn. roox's Limnanr te fall of pure fan. No politics. 10. No sane woman past thirty-five years of age has an ideal.—The homely girl is found at home oftener than her more handsome rival.— Next to saving her soul, a woman regards keep- ing her shape of most importance.—When a woman marries she dearly loves to think she has thrown herself away.—The way women flatter a man is to tell him they know he can't stand being flattered.—After a girl passes sev- enteen she begins to lose her angelic look and becomes human.—Arkansaw Thos. Cat. No grippe, no pneumonia, in the early win- ter, those who build up their systems after the hot seasons by using DR. SIEGERT'S Angos- tura Bitters. A poor, thinly-clad individual, who has not yet lost all sense of chivalry toward women, created much amusement in a Euclid-avenue street-car the other night, says the Cleveland Leader, He was comfortably seated in the car when a young woman entered, There wasn t a seat left, and the young woman made a reach for one of the hold-up straps. ‘The poor-look- ing fellow immediately arose and offered her his seat. **No, thank you,” she said. * Do not let me deprive you of your seat.” ‘No depravity at all, miss,” gallantly but ignorantly spoke up the man, ‘And everybody smiled,— Utica Herald-Dispatch, Dr. Ball's Congh Syrup will cure croup and whooping-cougn. No danger to the ¢hild when this wonderlul medicine 1s used in ume. Mothers, always keep a bottie on hand. He" V've lost a wealthy aunt.” Ske—* By death?" /e—""No; her niece jilted me."— Town m Topie The Glory ofa Summer Day in every bottle of Evans’ Ale Crystal clear, Amber tinted, richly odorous— @ potent charm in every brew | C,H. EVANS & SONS, Hudson, N. ¥. ‘A PLEA. God made man Frail as a bubble; God made love, Love made trouble. God made the vine— Was ita sin That man made wine To drown trouble in? —Oliver Her ford, ‘THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, rd Jrectr Sew room ‘Sth Ave., cor, 22d St. ‘Yor For MEN OF BRAINS | 'GARS, “MADE AT KEY WEST— ‘These Cigars are manufactured under the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco. If we had to pay the imported cigar tax our brands would cost double the money. Send for booklet and particulars, CORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. IN THE GLOAMING, In the gloaming, oh, my darling! Waited I alone for thee, Where the roses in the garden Bloomed in beauty, fancy free. As [listened to the zephyrs Quiv'ring through the apple-trees, All at once a plaintive moaning Gave my blood a gentle freeze. In the gloaming, oh, my darling ! Came your father's prize bull-pup ; And I guessed in half a second Just what sort of game was up. Of I bolted like the dickens, With a frenzied kind of sprawl, And it was a neck-or-nothing Race to reach the garden-wall. By that garden-wall, my darling, We engaged in fierce affray, And I very literally Had to tear myself away. What precisely happened, darting. I can scarcely mention here ; But I'll own I walked home backward In the gloaming, oh, my dear! —Prck-me-up. The late Senator Davis left his house on Massachusetts avenue one morning and started to walk to the cars. Suddenly, as if sprung from the ground, a man approached him. He was an old member of Davis's company in the war, and he looked seedy. ‘* Hello, Cush!" he exclaimed. ‘Hello, Bill!” said the senator. “ Where did you come from?” For a few mo- ments the senator and the old soldier chatted together. Finally came the expected ** touch.” “Can you change twenty dollars, Cush?” ask- ed the dilapidated veteran, ** Yes,” answered Davis. ‘Then lend me ten.” Davis laughed. “That is a little too steep,” he said. ‘* Won't you take two dollars and call it square?” _It is hardly necessary to add that Senator Davis parted with his money.— Washington Post. The world-wide appreciation accorded “Canadian Club’ Whisky. is the best testi- mony as to its intrinsic merit. Its delicate fla- vour and un- mistakable aroma have made it the de- sired whisky of the connoisseur » everywhere. Hoax— lax—" Yes, — Philadelphia Record, Cte, Woolen Dress Fabrics. Novelties in Dress Fabrics for House and Evening Wear. Barége, Grenadine, Crépe, Mousseline, Taffetas, Veilings. New Colorings in Silk and Wool and all Wool tissues. Broadvoay As 19th de. NEW VoRK. They tell me your friend, the mu- sical director, has skipped without paying his He'beats the band, $250 REWARD for information leading to the conviction of an} having refiled empty bottles of ED, PIN Eau de Quinine Hair Tonic, Jor aduiteratiog and tampering {0 any abape or form wit] teccritna conten of rena Ay commonteatign relative to the detection of suc ertude wil be treated in trict contaenee PUTNEY, TWOMBLY & PUTNEY, Attorneys, 115 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. deater| UD's| “I shall not pay any attention to your fault- finding,” said Mrs, Sirius Barker, “I'll take into consideration the fact that you are dys- peptic and forbear." * Very well; but at the same time don't overlook the fact ‘that there's many a true word spoken in indigestion.”— Washington Star, “Mr, Woggs, I understand your wife has made a record of nine hundred pies baked this year.” Made a record? 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