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This page contains multiple satirical elements typical of early 20th-century Judge magazine: **Top Section - "Telegram from Russia"**: A joke about the Russian Empress reportedly ordering Vin Mariani wine (a patent medicine/tonic), implying she needs it to maintain her composure—a subtle dig at Russian imperial stability during the revolutionary period. **"Land and Water" Cartoon**: Shows a prospective property buyer discovering the advertised land is waterlogged from recent floods. He sarcastically asks if the property is sold "by the yard or by the pint"—mocking deceptive real-estate advertising common to the era. **General Content**: The page is primarily **advertising**, featuring Vin Mariani tonic, Abbey's Salt, champagne, collars, and an architecture book. The satirical cartoons are minimal and serve mainly as editorial padding between ads. The humor reflects period concerns: patent medicine reliability, real-estate fraud, and the Russian political situation—themes resonant with early 1900s American readers.

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Telegram from Russia: “SEND TO ANITCHKOFF PALACE, ST. PETERSBURG, IMMEDIATELY ANOTHER CASE OF VIN MARIANI FOR HER IMPERIAL MAJESTY EM- PRESS OF RUSSIA.” Ordered by the Court Physicians, teads only novels that will make her hair curl."— Chicago Rec ord. Had England turn- ed over the colonies to France in the course of the revolution, could the colonists have ceas- ed fighting, though their new masters were ever so benign? Nev- er.—Our constitution was made to fit the growth of the country and to apply to all fut- ure possessions, Our fathers were: not con- tent to hold fair privi- leges dependent upon the benevolence of England, They want- ed rights.— Benjamin Harrison, being Q@IARIANI WINE) WORLD FAMOUS TONIC. Prominent People Everywhere Use It. Sold by all druggists, Retase Subattates, | “THE * SALT’ OF SALTS” BBEY'S << SALT The Salt Extracted from the Juices of Fresh Fruits. FOR FEVERS-- Half_a teaspoonful in half a tumbler of cold water three times a day. saWillam B. Mann. M ‘our Effervescent Salt is an ex: Sclieat article in feverish constitutions gently, laxative, and cooling, agreeable at the same time, I consider it alsoanexcellentadjunct in thetreatment ‘of nervous affections on account of i soothing qualities.” Sold by most druggists, n onsent by mail. +5 $1.00 THE ABBEY EFFERVESCENT SALT CO., Room 3,11 Murray Street, New York. Booklet free on request. : “+ Er—you remember that county-fair_pre- mium-list I got out when we were not liv- | ing so well as we are now?” asked. the suc- cessful author. GOLD (GOLD. SEAL} “Special Dry’ “Brut” Champagne i dea” answered AMERICA'S BEST “*T wanted to know if you have a copy of it among your keepsakes, T have just received an offer, with a good bit of money in it, for the ‘ dramatic rights." —/n- aston, TIL, dianapolis Press. Gold Seal may be placed on the table of the most fastidious connoisseur without tear of criticism or comparison with any im. ported champagne. 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