Judge, 1901-01-12 · page 14 of 16
Judge — January 12, 1901 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and miscellaneous content** rather than political cartoons. The main satirical elements are brief: **The "Milk of Human Kindness" ad** for Evans' Ale uses a common metaphor—that kindness, like ale, is "closely corked" (kept bottled up) but should be accessible. It's gentle wordplay rather than sharp satire. **The Fukushima anecdote** presents a racist "joke" about Japanese General Fukushima's supposed physical superiority, based on pseudoscientific reasoning about heart size and blood-pumping distance. This reflects early-1900s attitudes toward Japanese militarism during the Russo-Japanese conflict era. **The Arkansas dialect piece** about a woman cooling her mouth with her daughter's body is crude regional humor typical of the era. The remainder consists of book offers, watch advertisements, and subscription promotions—standard magazine filler of the period. The page lacks the sharp political commentary Judge magazine was known for.
📄 Transcribed text from this page (OCR, searchable)
Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.
Sohmer & Co., the t piano firm, can Point with pride to the magnificent endorse- ment their instruments have received at the hands of the best na- tive and foreign mu- sical artists, Milk of Human Kindness asarule is closely corked— sois Evans’ Ale —but ever accessible The wonderful phys- ical endurance of Gen- | eral Fukushima, who is in command of the Japanese troops in China, was thus ex lained to Frederick Wye Palmer the other day by an officer who is over six feet tall and| rather thin : ** No won- der Fukushima does not get tired ; his heart has to pump blood only about half as far as mine. It is the differ- ence between supply- ing water to a two and a four-story building. 17 10,000 appolntmente mate fear Guancen batter for ink, red who Bavobeen ap: Hae Wyeth sltioual Bash Raidngy Wasblogton, Dy € FOREIGN TRAVEL. Limited number of young ladies, EGY PT, Greece, Constantlaople, Italy, SI | Address Bound Votlames t) )aDar. Every copy of Jupce for 1899 in two volumes, substantially bound in cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- paid anywhere in the United States, for $9. Send orders promptly. Jadge Pablishing Co., 110 Fifth Avenac, NEW YORK. NO PAY. ©. MILWAUKEE, WiS! DEAFNESS fovan. ° TWO FEET OF COMFORT YAN-KEE CORN CURE Dora it every time. Nopain, Your ‘dealer keene ni 8 conte te EL MANDARINA COMPANY, HOSTON, SEA8S, Mr. Rostle—* Dat’s a prime scarecrow yo" "Mrs. Whissle—" Dat_ain't_n0 at's my daughter Lize. She's done been a-drinkin’ hot tea, an’ she’s a-coolin’ her mouf off."—Arkansaw Cat, Despondency gives place to buoyant spirits when your wornout system is reinforced by bott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. At} druggists’ and grocers’. b ie FLAMMARION , LASS — FIELD GLA aeanitcatt ieeteacied. toast the paremage THE Sa a ASTRONOMER sg free SEE TWAT “TLAMMARION™ irene me ua 43 435 WAST As aT, / A Photo-Button of Yourself like these examples—FREE!) With a three months’ Weekly, costing you one production of your own relative or friend) in the (delicately tinted by hand) little miniatures are ex- subscription to Leslie's dollar, will be given a re- photograph (or that of any form of a photo-button framed in French gilt. These quisitely executed. They make most attractive souvenirs. The examples, given herewith show the exact size and style. Cut out this announcement and return it to the publishers along with a good photograph of yourself ! (which will be returned to you after the artists are through with it, if you | desire it and will inclose a two-cent stamp for that purpose), remitting at You will not t eet left Oaeotthe Reliable “Accurateto- the Second” DUEBER HAMPDEN WATCHES ‘The Dusboramoden Wateh Work the same time $1.00 in currency or postal note; and you will at once be put on the Lesute’s subscription list, t and in a few days thereafter the miniature will be mailed to you ADDRESS LESLIE’S WEEKLY, 10 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK CITY, **T should think you The delightful flavour and un- mistokable aroma peculiar to “Canadian Club’ Whisky are not affected in the slightest de- gree by the addi- tion of carbonated orstill water. High Hoes fale Ponce Balls made from doubt.” Mrs, That. “Canadian Club” Except"— are unusually Re. Dr. Thatioe— fragrant and de- Peppa en licious, and have me, dear. Except @ flavour which whether her bonnet is thoroughly de- were cn straight.”— lightful and satis- . fying @< Sew would be afraid to eat onions in the middle of theday,” said the blond typewriter to the bru- nette when they met at dinner. ‘I'm not a replied the dark one. ‘* You see, our office is on the thirty- sixth floor, and when I <0 up in that elevator takes my breath wey "— Yonkers % man, Rev. Dr, Thatsoo— ~ Yes, hers isa happy nature. She is one of those rare women who ore Seat Pree. + Canton, O- Brooklyn Life. “Please state to the court exactly what you did between eight and nine o'clock on Wednes- day morning,” said a lawyer to a delicate-look- ing little woman on the witness-stand. ** Well,” she said, after a moment's reflection, ‘* I washed my two children and got them ready for school, and sewed a button on Johnny's coat, and mended a rent in Nellie’s dress, ‘Then I tidied Up my sitting-room, and watered my house- plants, and glanced over the morning. paper. hen I dusted my parlor and set things to rights in it, and washed my lamp-chimneys, and combed my baby's hair, and sewed a but- ton on one of her little shoes ; and then I swept ‘out the front entry, and brushed and put away the children’s Sunday clothes, and wrote a note to Johnny's teacher asking her to excuse him for not being at school on Friday. Then I fed my canary-bird and gave the groceryman an order, and swept off the back porch, and then T sat down and rested a few minutes before the Glock struck nine. ‘That's all."— Philadelphia imes, Tom Reed has recently wittily defined a trust as‘*a body of very rich men entirely surround. ed by water.” The obvious conundrum based on that is, Why is a trust like an island?— Vochester Democrat. On tising—for a clear head—drink TE. : BP WATER_ A $5.00 BOOK FOR $1.00. ‘Tho Latest and Beet Publication on Modern Artistic Dwellings and Other Buildings of Low Cost, Pattiser’s AMERICAN ARCHITECTURE; Or, Every Man a Complete Builder. BE YOUR OWN ARCHITECT, This book will save you hundreds of dollars if you are thinking about building a house. ing of building 2 house you ought to buy the new merican Architecture ; or, Every Mana Complete Builder, prepared by Palliser, Palliser & Co., the well- Known Architects, ‘There is not a builder or any one intending to bulld or otherwise interested that can afford to be without it, itis a practical work and everybody buys it, ‘The best, cheapest and most popular book ever fssucd on Building. Nearly four hundred drawings. A $3 book fa size and style, but we have determined to make it meet the popular Gemand, to suit the Lincs, $0 that i can be easily reached by all his book contains tog pages 11x14 inches in size, and c of large gxt2 plate pages, giving plans, elevations, perspecti views, descriptions, owners” names, actual cost of coostraction, Ro guess work, and instructions How to Build 70 C stage, Villas, Double Houses, Brick Dlock Houses, suitable for ety town and country houses for the farm and workingmen's homes, for all sections the countr Hi Churches, and other public buildings.topetber with specie form of contract, and a large amount of in mon the erection of buildings, selection of site, employment of architects. Tt is worth $5 to any one, but I will rend it in paper cover by mail, paid on receipt of $1 j bound "it you ever latend to build ‘ou ever intend to build get this wes! nd study it before you commence, This should be our first step toward buildin Ouse, #0. as to ascertain. what kind of a house you want and find out how much it is going to cost before going ahead. ; here is not on person in 2 hundred that builds a house but that wishes: after it is too late, that be had ‘made some different arrangements on planning. the interior, and would give many dollars to have had it otherwise, Dut it is too late. Also there isnot one in a bua dred but that will tell you that ‘The reason of this is he starts (0 only foundation is the money he has to build wih and large imagioations. About the time he has his building enclosed his imaginations vanish and his money with th ‘The value of this work to builders cannot be ewimated, as it contains designs for just such bowses ‘ta they are called on to build every day in the week, ere is not a builder in the country who can afford to neglect this book. his house is costing a great deal more than he calculated it would. pulld, without proper Eunsideration Remit by Fxpress or Postal Money Order. Address All Orders to JUDGE CO., 110 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com st. P 89