Judge, 1901-01-12 · page 11 of 16
Judge — January 12, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page from the satirical magazine **Judge** is primarily a **birthday tribute to the magazine itself** on its one-thousandth issue, composed of congratulatory poems and jokes submitted by readers—not political cartoons. The opening section features humorous verse celebrating Judge's longevity and comedic impact. Below are scattered joke columns and various product advertisements typical of the era (shaving soaps, pianos, whiskeys, tonics). The one substantive cartoon appears mid-page: **"Coursing,"** depicting a hare being chased, which serves as a gentle moral lesson for children about animal fear and sport—the hare doesn't understand hunting is "sport" and experiences genuine terror. The page contains **no identifiable political figures or references**. Instead, it functions as a **miscellaneous humor and advertising compilation**—common for Judge's format. The satire is mild and domestic rather than politically pointed.
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fo" JUDGE” ON HIS ONE-THOUSANDTH | Afistress—‘ You say you are well recom-| A swallow of brandy is a bird of ill omen.— COURSING. BIRTHDAY-GREETING : mended?" Maid—" Indeed, ma'am, 1 have Cruelty requires no other motive than oppor.) The hare i off; he does not lag— i thirty-nine excellent references.” Afrstress—| tunity.—Some children cry for cause and oth-| He's glad to leave the stufly ba; eres Pel ppt iene bith; |*'And you have been in domestic service?" | ers for pare meanness.—It is useless to acquire| And play a little game of tag. thousand times you've made us roar, | Afaid—* Two years, ma'am." —Glasgow Even-| knowledge unless you intend to use it.—CAi-| Will the hare win? Oh, not at all. ‘A thousand times round all the earth, ing Times, cago News, He cannot go beyond that wall. And lest we fret, make us forge Ah, now he's caught! Why does he squeal Be with us yet, oh, great gazette! So very loud? He makes me feel Quite gueer 1 The hare, my child, is short He does not know it's sport. werheard in a Garden,” by Olver |A thousand times you've wreathed in smiles . The whole world’s careworn, woeful phiz; Of brains. A thousand times in afterwhiles Be with us yet—make us forget. Yours for another thousand yet. FRANK BATES FLANNER. Ss havi n g Dear JuDGE—Had I only succeeded In finding just one word to rhyme With ** thousandth,” well wishes in v-rse, sir, Would surely have reached you or. time, Ther 0 tse 18 appesite uoless you can employ It ‘There atn't no use in suffering from pangs. tadiges- | — Whea RLP.AN.S. taken now and then, will kill tt e e May JUDGE still be just what he is. Herford. Disch: y debt—"' for fun" you Dieehafey Your Geb fr ay Tper int nos fn ang ond ante you can eno ‘Deyond question. AND SOME Hymn-singing is a proper game, From this you will infer; But preferable all the same Thold a-singing her. eee —Pick-me-up. pap eons Minetecrrerand ‘ The blood will be poor so long as the stom- +f also X “add” infinitum, 7 . ach shirks its duty. A half wine-glass of DR. Mec" Youn aioe for faa, . ’ ; SIEGERT'S Angostura Bitters before meals Fiora Day. : AMY yo | Inc . cures dyspepsia. Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup ts unequaled for broochitis, loss of voice, hoarseness, and other throat and lung affections, It cures more quickly than any cuker medicine. 9 ale Packer s Ff The OnlyKind] The Kind Tar Soap “@ that Wont that always Dryontheface] dries quickly is pure, antiseptic and in every sense hygienic. It When you buy Shaving Soap— has no equal as a luxurious A soap expressly for the face and 19 come in contact with its eg ee as lelicate and sensitive tissues, are you willing to “take your chances” and invigorating cleanser with a soap made by some soap maker, without sufficient experience —of materials you’ know nothing about—put together in some hap- . * hazard way and called a Shaving Soap—or will you insist upon the For the Hair and Skin very best article you can buy--made by'a firm that has been engaged for'a life-time in the manufacture of Shaving Soap—and whose repu- Tue Packer Mro. Co,, New York. tation is world-wide ? Williams’ Soaps are prepared by the only firm in the world ————— es making a specialty of shaving soaps, and represent the skill and THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE experience of over 60 years devoted to the difficult problem of making LIST OF THE HIGHEST a perfect soap for shaving. GRADE PIANOS. Williams’ Soaps sold everywhere, bot seat by mail if your dealer does aot supply you. GERUIAE VARKEE SHAVISG SOAP, te swiss VIOLET SHAVING CREAN: de Ee AS WILLIAMS’ SHAVING SOAP (Barbers), 6 round cakes, by qac. Exquisite also for Toilet, $250 REWARD ee ae {for information leading to the conviction of any dealer Loxoo. ‘THE J.B. WILLIAMS? CO., Glastonbury, Conn, DEssot*- having retiled empty bottles of ED. PIN. Panis. ‘Syoxuy, world-renowned oy Eau de Quinine Hair Tonic, Sot aula saa eran wilt be trcated a strict cooadesees ot SUS Sohmer Building, Greater New uns, fe'dreater Sew | “How did you come to be a professional] “‘As I understand it,” remarked the stranger ‘1 Sth Aves cor. 22d Yors. beggar?” “ain't no professional beggar; I'm|as the procession disappeared over the hill, PUTNEY, TWOMBLY & PUTNEY, F ; ‘ ae © Attorneys, : employed to git up statistics on how many heart- | ** the coroner's jury returned a verdict of death + You will ees more prom Vt etter er t up st : renuncd & wer : oymentioning Ju'box whce aoswerlog advertisements, | less people dey is in dis town.”"—Cicago Record. | from natural causes.” ‘* Yes," replied Rattle- 115 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. snake Pete. ‘* You see, he wus naturaily slow, an’ so wus slower with his gun than th’ other HE LUB fellow, which made it very easy to get a quick verdict."—Colurado Springs Gazette, COCKTAILS ASK YOUR AS) 2 DEALER . LEADER OF AMERICA'S ry 5 FAMOUS Fine Whiskies. TRADE YPSILANTI ‘iii J. & A. FREIBERG, HEALTH DisTILLERS, - CINCINNATI. UNDERWEAR POR SALE BY if Not SEND FOR BodRLeT to iH Leading Cafe: and Bars. prejudices as may exist against the’ Club Cocktails,” we now offer $500.00 to any | Medaland Diploma, Cnlenge, 1083, party who will prove our assertion to be untrue, Wecontend that a cocktall is @ blend of different liquors and tbat all blends improve with age. Ifyou think we Gre wrong, prove It and get the $500.00. - ‘& ‘i Mark, ioe AVOID IMITATIONS. Sambie ee of 2, 8.00; 100, $150. ARROW ON EVERY ClOAH (an For Sale by all Druggiste and Dealers. G. F, HEUELEIN & BRO, Solo Props, rte EE CEIVED THE GOLD MEDAL Sad amealven, 10 for purty of tobycee and excellence of mates, A frearent hgh og: “eer Tf yom 29 Broadway, N. Y., Hartford, Conn., 20 Piccadilly, W. London, Eng. 3 Gi. jAcon STL, JR, & CO., Makers, 168th St. aod $4 Ave., New York City.