Judge — January 5, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE TALE OF THE TIPPER. KINSMEN,. He tipped the porter on the train, 1 died for beauty, but was scarce He tipped the waiter when he ate; ‘Adjusted to the tomb He tipped the able-bodied man When one who died for truth was laid Who tossed his satchel through the gate. In an adjoining room. He had to tip the chambermaid; He questioned softly why I failed? The buttoned bell-boy, too, he tipped Bor beauty." I replied. For bringing water that was death “And I for trath—the two are one, To thoughtless fools who sipped. We brethren are!" he cried. He had to tip for sleeping and And so, as kinsmen met anight, He had to tip for things to eat; We talked between the rooms, He had to tip to get a chance Until the moss had reached our lips To occupy a decent seat. And covered up our names. —Emily Dickinson. They made him tip to get the things He paid enough for at the start; And every tip was like a nip Of some sharp-fanged thing at his heart. The tonic that is a fonic—Abbott's, the Orig- inal Angostura Bitters, At grocers’ and drug- gists’. And when he tipped they fawned on him ‘And stood in smiling groups about; It takes a Scotchman to be truly modest. But when his change westgone, at ast, | The Presbyterian Review tells of a dominie “They turned and coldle tipped him out, |h0 reminded the Lord in a prayer: “* For, as eM Ohcagy TenesHeraid, \thou knowest, men do not gather grapes of thorns, nor figs of thenational emblem.” " This lclicate reference to the thistle as the national pat Hall's Cangh Syrap has been in use for | emblem of Scotland is delicious,” says the Re- generations, and itis to-day the standard cough rem: | view; ** but how it would have surprised the Ely of this country. writers of the four gospels !"—London Chron- Blobbs —* What a changeable person old |e. Queercus is! He never seems to know his own mind from one minute to the next.” Siob/s—| The tone of the Sohmer piano is particularly “Mere force of habit. 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