Judge — December 29, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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HE LETS IT GO AT THAT. There are so many books to read— And new ones every day— That I confess I stand perplexed ‘And watch them with dismay. And yet one has to make folks think He has them all down pat ; So I read what the critics say— And let it go at that. There are so many magazines, Each better than the rest, That I can never find the time To find out which is best. I really cannot read them all ‘And do my work—that's flat; And so T look the pictures through— ‘And let it go at that. ‘There are so many newspapers, Bad ones and good ones, too, That one to do them justice must Have nothing else to do. However, one must know just where This whirling world is at; So I just glance the headlines through— And let it go at that. Somerville Journal. Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup will positively cure croup, Many a home has been made desolate by the {oss of a dear child which could have been saved by this great remedy, The absent-minded man was nearing the nilroad-station, ‘There! I knew I had for- gotten something,” he exclaimed to his wife. “Why, I'm sure we have everything,” she re- plied, “What is it you've forgotten?” The absent-minded man pressed his brow. ‘* Bless my soul!" he cried; "I've forgotten where we intended going." —Philadelphta Record, Nothing so refreshing as a half wine-glass of DR. SIEGERT'S Angostura Bitters before meals, the South American appetizer. Beware of imitation. Hummers—" \ hear you are stuck on that lat- estsong of mine?” Summers—"* Well, I bought a copy of it—yes.""— Yonkers Statesman, Packer’s Tar Soap is pure, antiseptic and in every sense hygienic. It has no equal asa luxurious and invigorating cleanser For the Hair and Skin Tue Packer Mrc. Co., New York. Telegram ’ from Russia: SEND TO ANITCHKOFF PALACE, ST. PETERSBURG, IMMEDIATELY ANOTHER CASE OF VIN MARIANI FOR HER IMPERIAL MAJESTY EM- PRESS OF RUSSIA.” Ordered by the Court Physicians, QMTARIANI WINE) WORLD FAMOUS TONIC. Prominent People Everywhere Use It. Sold by all druggists. Refuse Substitutes, Martant £0,921, 1th st. New York, publish a ot endorvemente penosnees “it is'seat graie and onseod AMERICA'S FOREMOST WHISKEY. One of the most famous of America’s prod- ucts is whiskey, and the foremost and most popular brand is Hunter Baltimore Rye, and it can be said in all candor that it is deserved- ly so, Not many years ago it was the custom to accept whatever was offered in hotels and cafés when whiskey was called for; now, nine times out of ten, men ask for ‘*a little Hunter,” or, what is more often heard, ‘ta Hunter high: ball.” In the latter respect Hunter stands un- rivaled, for in mixing the high-ball the addition of the lemon and the charged water do not in any way detract from the peculiar and delicious flavor of Hunter whiskey, which no other whis- key on arth bas. unter whiskey is never sold till ten years old, and that is why it always has the same nev- er-failing, rich and mellow flavor that pleases, has no bad after-effects, and is, in truth, a tonic stimulant of recognized merit in the med- ical profession. William Lanahan & Son, the proprietors of Hunter Baltimore Rye, keep in stock at all times, undergoing the mellowing and perfecting process, more whiskey than any other firm ; and it is the fact of its reliability and never-varying quality that has made the fame of this brand world-wide, Hunter is the whiskey that made the high-ball famous, In laying in liquors for the holidays it were well for families to have the safest and best, and in every case Hunter Baltimore Rye can ‘be rec- ommended as absolutely pure and always to be relied upon.—Mew York Press, “What do you think of that prize-fighter’s style of fighting?” ‘* Well,” replied the expert, “his grammar is very good, but his metaphors, are very crude and ill-chosen."— Washington Star. Will You Have a Club Cocktail Before Your Dinner? You can offer this polite attention to the guest wbo ines with you at your home you have a bottle of the lab Cocktails.” ‘They I] arehome Cocktails. They are on the sideboards of thousands of homes. ‘Are they on yours? It's the proper thing to have. he age of the “Club Cocktails,” the pare Tiquors used, "the perfect blending, make them better than you can mix; better than any, cocktail’ served over any bar in the world, Send home a bottle of & hattan, Martini, Whiskey, Holland or Tom Gin, Ver: mouth or York, to-day. For sale by all Fancy Grocersand Dealers. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. 29 Broadway, N.Y. Hartford, Conn. THE “SOHMER” HEADS TRS LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SORMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, igre reater New Sth Ave., cor. 22d St. ork. The night wind stirs uneasily. ‘Why do you croon?” asks the owl in fretful cadence. “Well, I have to do something that rhymes with moon, of course,” sighs the night wind.— Detroit Journal. MORPHINE : Praen ences 890. Fos. SF beg Fee a a, Pas Once, while John D. Long, the t sec retary of the navy, was governor of Massachu- setts, he had made a brilliant reply to a chance remark made by one close to him. ‘I am glad you took the opportunity, governor. Sometimes you do not, and I consider it one of my duties to lead up to such replies.” ‘When did I ever miss an opportunity?” the governor asked. “Why, on the train last night. We were trav- eling, and I remarked that my wife had poor | t. taste, You did not reply. I simply made the remark so that you might say that you realized it because of the selection she made for a hus- band.” “ Well, you know, I never like to twit on truths,” replied the governor. iat fancy when a fell Te agut to us, and fast the weight of Temay be only fancy raat be feele,t ina tact, Ava LLP.ALN.S, the pala to coun athe ume for Be ‘eract. He was a station-hand in from a three- months’ spell of work, during which he bad tasted no other meat than mutton, Also he stuttered badly. His eyes fairly leaped at the stuffed turkey on the hotel dinner-table, though the boiled mutton made him shiver. Said the host, *" What will you try, Mr, Straps?” Eager- ly, “TM ttry a b-bit of ttt"—— The word loored him. Again, ‘* G-give m-me a li-little —— Then, red-faced and disgusted, “Oh, b-hang it!’ Give me some b-blooming mutton, I h-hate it, but I can s-s-say it, any- how."—Sydney Bulletin, ‘The Sohmer piano is so honestly made that continuous severe use will not impair its splen- did qualities of tone and action. A young husband calls his wife ‘* Birdie” because she is always associated in his mind with a bill.—Some political speakers remind one of a hail-storm on a tin roof—they make a lot of noise, but produce no impression. —One hears a great deal about labor-reform, but a freater need isthe reformation of some of those fellows who don't labor.—Chicago News. 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