Judge — November 24, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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You can cil what» girl will be twenty or thirty years nce by looking at her mother.—Arkansaw Theo ut, Ar accor w llman or dining-car meal should be vanied by a bottle of Saratoga Arondack It produces perfect digestion, Try it. It was on a west-side cable. Teuton woman with the little boy handed the conductor a two-dollar bill. ‘*Smallest_you have?" inquired the conductor as he shifted the silver and nickels in his pocket. thought he meant the little boy. |“ Nein,” she “1 haf one home only dree mont’s The stout ‘Then the laugh was on the con- | dluctor.— Tacoma News. Tar Soap is pure, anuseptic and in every sense hygienic, It has no equal as a luxurious and invigorating cleanser For the Hair and Skin Tue Packer Mrc. Co., New York. ‘There's a happy little twinkle in her eye created by the thought of Whitman’s Chocolates a2 Confections Wi ‘an’s Instantaneous Chocolate > vricet in flavor and quality, Hcious and healthful. Aade nstantly with boiling milk. STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, 1316 Chestnat St, Philadelphia. .| in the first instance turned inquisitor. Going up the Mohawk valley on a Central- Hudson train the other day were two men at tached to each other by handcuffs. ‘They rode in silence for some time, neither appearing to notice that he had a seat-mate. Finally one tumed to the other and asked, "Where yer i Utica,” was the reply. “Asylum?” “Crazy?” “Ye-ep; religion here was silence for some time after that. ‘Then the one who had answered the questions You going to Utica?” “Yes.” “Crazy, too?” * Yes.” * What's the matter with you?" ** Im- .| pert.” Oh, you ain't crazy— blank fool."—Albany Evening Journal, Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup will make a per- manent cure in all cases of cough, or cold on chest or lungs. Tt will cure when other remedies have failed. Physicians recommena it. “Tam sorry to say I have no money,” com- placently remarked the seedy-looking chap as the conductor came through for his fares. “Can't you let me ride free, just asa joke?” “T think the joke has been carried far enoug replied the conductor as he reached for the bell- cord.—Philadelphia Record. Mistress—" ) T must ask you to put a little more pepper in your soups.” New do- mestic—* Lor’, ma'am! I don’t like pepper in soup. Ye'll have to season it yerself after it comes on the table."—Chreago Tribune. {EVANS’ | ALE ana STOUT Can be tested at any Sirst-class place any- where from the Atlan- tic to the Pacific Ocean emington Typewriter WYCKOFF, GEAMANG & BENEDICT, 327 Breat Constable A3Ca Gowns. Imported and Town-Made G Tailor-Made Costumes. Paletots, Wraps, and Jackets. wns, Fur-Trimmed Coats. Broadvoay Ath ae. NEW VoRK. “Yes, I always take my Thanksgiving din- her at some restaurant.” “Why is that?’ “I wouldn't feel that it was Thanksgiving if I didn't have turkey, and we couldn't get any- thing bigger than a bantam rooster into our flat."—Chicago News. Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, makes work and hearts both lighter, At drug- gists’ and groce If you would be perfect, Dear sisters and brothers, Just follow the counsel You give unto others. —Catholic Standard. “It's a cur'us fack." said Uncle Eben, ** dat de man who is onwillin’ to rest on Sunday is sgually onwilln’ to labor de yuthuh six days.” Hazlitt—"So you really think that Miss Mezzotint is a genuine artist? And yet you never heard her.” Barsad— No; but she freely admits that she sings her selections, She | does not claim that she renders them."—Boston Transcript. Sailing under false colors are all cheap and poisonous domestic substitutes of DR. SIE- GERT'S Angostura Bitters, the great South American tonic. 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