Judge, 1900-11-17 · page 13 of 16
Judge — November 17, 1900 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and miscellaneous content** rather than a cohesive political cartoon or satirical narrative. The central visual element is "**Awkward for Him**"—a rural Scottish dialogue (rendered in dialect) depicting two farmers discussing a hay accident. One has overturned his cart; the other delays helping until finishing his own row. The humor is situational rather than political. The remainder of the page consists of period advertisements (Gold Lion Cocktail, Hunter Rye whiskey, Beeman's Pepsin Gum, railway tours) and brief anecdotes, including one about a Pittsburgh bride who forgot her new married name while shopping—conventional domestic humor of the era. There is **no clear political satire or contemporary event reference** visible. The content reflects Judge's mixed editorial approach: one rustic comedy sketch surrounded by commercial advertisements aimed at an affluent readership.
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A recent Pittsburg had such a terrible | Au bride temporarily for- dream last night! It i H got that she had ac- seemed that I had sud- quired a new name ldenly been deprived while away on her wed- somehow of the power | r ding-tour, and the for- tomove. All my limbs getfulness caused a were paralyzed, and I little embarrassment. Tay right in the path of While in New York an automobile that I city she went shopping, could see coming to- | and after making her ward me at a terrible : purchases she said to rate of speed. with the i" the clerk, ** Send them lamps at the sides blaz- | ing like the two eyes of some terrible mon- do you spel oe name, ster. I had just I~ 2, |-O-n-e-S, en myself ae Ka || After a day’s shooting Pitsburg when"— ‘"Yes,"he fl there is nothing so re- J Chronicle. Telegraph. interrupted ; “then you woke up. But that | freshing as a& isn’t the important part Contributor (reading of it. By your experi- s | aroway — His eyes ence we know that the oO LON? J] were, riveted on her horseless nightmare | face.” Me ine ed= has arrived,"—Chicago ° stor —** Riveted'? Tint Herald Cocktail] }iiccucn: he dida't belong to the ‘The Sohmer pianos union you'l haveall the are pronounced supe- || Seven varieties : At first-class dealers fj} boiler- makers in th i country down on us, store all others by |] the COOK & BERNHEIMER CO.,.New Yere PlOCK i, 05 Record. $250 REWARD 100 leading to the conviction of any dealer le empty bottles of ED. PINAL ‘i ‘ é j ALTIMORE RYE Eau de Quinine Hair Tonic, b, MonERT seat tena shape or form with nee LaANAHAN GSO! 4 BALTIMORE tio relative tothe detection of each q frauds will be treated ia strict connden t PUTNEY, TWOMBLY & PUTNEY, Attorneys, } ; tN: Sold at all First-Class Cafes and by Jobbers. £15: BROADWAY, NEW YORK. / “3: : i, WM. {LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. 12 Fcccsassassscscasceneeteee GATES’ TOURS \ ¥ E , Fine-Blooded Cattle, Sheep, H: MEXICO, CALIFORNIA, e ie Sep SE: Sept eaing ot GRAND CANON OF ARIZONA ‘ vi P. BOYER @ CO., Coatesville, Pa. air leaves Now York and Boston ‘Leaves Chicago and nis i, 6, 1901. ond Tour leaves New York and Boston Feb.19, Leaves Chicago and St. Louis ), 1901. EX1CO—Land of Enchantment, coun- try of tradition and romanes, para- dise for tourists, strange and delight- A COLLECTION OF NON OF ARIZONA on Route; most wonderful ¢ a re \ , Pictures scenic panorama in the world. Acca CALIFORNIA Special arrangements "Se of the ean Girl, artistically printed on for visiting the noted California - ee , for is oy: aR plate paper and tastefully bound in an illu- TRAIN DE LUXE —Special train, r 7, ‘equipped with compartment cars, \ ee? Bese ran ee onal drawing-rooin Pullmans, dining-car hotel news-stands, and by the boy on the train. and observation-ear, | In service for entire railroad portion of each tour, All expenses idcluded. Number of on, AWKWARD ote ; % ROWAN TANT: passengers limited. The eighth 'm sayin’, man, my cairt o' hay 's fa'en ower. Will ye gies a haund season. Send for itinerary describ- gine ‘these ideal winter tours, “* "Deed will I, But ye'll be in nae hurry till T get tae the end 0’ the row?” 1 Ou no. I'm in nae hurry, but I doot my faither ‘ll be wearyin’ Toledo, Ohio. haur’s yer faither?” He's in below the hay.” 2 r 4 { { 4 { { { ‘ { { { { { { { { { { 4 Boston, Mas “TL have seen Smeg- “You have a good aid the" fixer.” | Eacte PopuLar deal of assurance to “Smeggles?” asked come to me for char- the corporation presi- C ity," said the man of | gent Vesa he re OCKTAILS the house, “with your form fellow, you know face all bunged wy |—the one that said he ‘They're Fopalar beoruse tn | trom aghting, “Voute was going to conduct materia! and mizing no better | nothing but a bruiser.” his administration of See eames OEE MBY | ce Nocsie, replied ithe the office on a high seedy vagrant, who was a= “And is he?” J ALWAYS READY. | not wanting in spirit. You bet he is! He ‘They'te handy at home— |* De other feller wuz is about three times as anywhere. de bruiser; I'm de i|high in price as the| fia i bruisee."—Chica, average politician."—| ile WHISKEY, Tribune, a Indianapolis Press, MANHATTAN, a MARTINI, GIN, Popular TOM GIN, “Here it tells of a Sandy Pikes—"*§: Cocktails new play called “The dese dogs dat belong AGERE VERMOUTH, etc. Taucred? Tamper, to rich people have a| fi ASK ANYRODY. “Well, that ought to soft snap, don't dey a be rood Sures Indigestion and Sea-sickness.{| 2il/y Coaleace—| TM Eagle Hlaueur von le dog. Paik {Bi : All Others Are Imitations. Ds one: a oe Ma nfeallan Distilleries adelphia Bulletin. ian’ Rbelnstrom Bros., ABRaRy ‘ston of pare @ fa politics, 0c, | Vers, = aro in § Si rreved’| 2 spare pol New York to ‘Buffalo, via New Yark Central—Finest ae Rava Ride in the World, ovina «| comicbooks.c