Judge — November 3, 1900 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE 4 WEEK AT THE JUDGE BUILDING. Terms to Subscribers. UNITED STATES AND CANADA TH ADVANCA, One copy, one year, or 52 numbers One copy, six months, or 20 numbers = ‘One copy. for thirteen weeks ~ facluding the Cunistaas Juocs. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS — To all foreign countries in the postal union, $6.00 Boyce Building, Chicago. “eam’s building, Chancery lane, Saardach's mews exchange, Mains, CORNER FIFTH AVENUE AND SIXTEENTH STREET, NEW YORK. Gormai EP Circulation larger than any other cartoon weekly ia the world. Ee- NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Jones are both the United States and Great Britain. vigorously prosecuted. protected by copyright in Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and TAM MANY sons for its own, SYRACUSE has an old ma The incongruities of $ Jub and male housemaids. yracuse make uncounted thousands A WOMAN of Philadelphia sues a man for libel for calling her an old maid. There are so many good old maids that the man might retaliate by suing her for value received. YOUNG MEN will hardly vote for the man who would have discouraged “imperialism” by leaving the Americans in China to their fate and who would render void the great work done by Dewey and the army and navy in foreign lands. R, STANCHFIELD voted for the bill incorporating the Ramapo water company, which he says was “conceived in fraud, tampered with in committee, and came forth a menace to the people of the whole state.” Mr. Stanchfield means well, but he is absent-minded. PRINCE TUAN, the leader of the boxers, as grand secretary tothe emperor. is an affront not only to the German emperor, who demands his head, but to every decent white man and white woman in the world, and it is characteristic of Chinese hatred and cerity. wae R, CLEVELAND'S FRIEND, E. C. Benedict, solicited to contribute to the Democratic campaign fund, says he fails to recognize any such party as the Democratic party. He ‘might get out a search-warrant, and then he couldn't. & Such remnants of it as remain are timid and not fit to be seen. THE Weary Wittie—" Dere wuz. A VICIOUS SPORT. WHY DO so many persons get shot in the Adirondacks under the misapprehension that they are deer? Do the victims because of 4 their surroundings grow to look like deer? Are they the victims of their environment? Do they grow horns that are invisible to all but the men who shoot them? One would naturally think that no two beings look more unlike than a man and a deer or a woman and a deer; and it would bea queer bonnet that would seem even to a near-sighted man to be a set of antlers, Happily, the season of shooting men and women under the supposition that they are deer has nearly passed; but in behalf of the next season it would be well to label the creatures respectively so that all might read, “This is a deer,” or “Don’t shoot—this is a man.” PIE, GREAT PIE TRUST has been incorporated at Albany. So many writers have been pitching into pie that it has nearly passed out of the list of delicacies and is seldom mentioned at the average boarding- table or indeed in the average family, and even the New England article is pretty generally tabooed. The pie trust, as a resurrection- ary institution, ought at first glance to be encouraged; but on the other hand. as everybody ought to have’ more or less Pie. if it is good, the price of it ought to be in the hands of no particular monopoly. ‘Therefore, as between no pie and high- priced pie, one is at a loss whether to discourage this enter prise. Perhaps the middle course would be best—to let it go on and when fairly established and putting its prices in the air to bust its crust. A LOST CELEBRITY. SOMEBODY jin Boston brought Aguinaldo’s secretary. Seior Sixto Lopez, to this country, and now refuses to recognize his responsibility or the man himself. Therefore the setior is lonesome, and doesn’t know how to get on the stump or the lezture-platform, or how to get his book published. One story has it that several ladies joined purses to bring him over, but the ladies deny it The Boston Herald says, however, that a Mr. Warren proposed his advent to the anti-imperialistic league, and as they declined to furnish the money he resigned from the league and got up a purse himself, Whether that story is true or not Mr. Warren doesn’t particularly say; but he has ceased to have interest in Seior Lopez, ap- parently looking upon him as a white elephant of a limited haps fearing that he may be accused of treason, along with the visitor, and put to considerable trouble. It is unfortunate, under the circumstances, that Mr. Barnum is not alive; but something must be done or the poor fellow will have no visible or invisible means of subsistence and may even have to pass the cup as the chief assistant of the man with a hand-organ. And what a shock that would be fo the second Washington, who is sufficiently troubled with our manners and customs already. ze, and per- VERY LATEST. jow did you ever come to adopt such a life? ‘There must have been a beginning.” I begun by bein’ a Christian endeavorer an’ yettin’ stranded in Europe. comicbooks.com