Judge — November 3, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WHEN PAPA'S SICK. When papa ‘s sick, my goodness sakes ! Such awful, awfal times it makes. le speaks in G—such lonesome tones— ‘And gives such ghas'ly kind of groans, ‘And rolls his eyes and holds his head, ‘And makes ma help him up to bed, While sis and Bridget run to heat Ilot-water bags to warm his feet, And I must get the doctor quick— We have to jump when papas sick. When papa 's sick ma has to stand Right side the bed and hold his hand, While sis. she has to fan and fan, For he says he’s a “*dyin’ man,” And wants the children round him to there when " suffering pa gets through,” He says he wants to say good-bve And kiss us all, and then he'll die; Then moans and says his ‘*breathin’ ‘s thick "— Ir's awful sad wken papa 's sick. When papa 's sick he acts that way Until he hears the doctor say, + You've only got a cold, you know ; You il be all right in a day or so.” And then—well, say! you ought to see— He's different as he can be, And growls and swears from noon to night Just ‘cause his dinner ain't cooked right. ‘And all he does is fuss and kick— We're all used up when papa 's siok. —L. A. W, Bulletin, Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, is atower of Strength. Fly to it in time of weak- ness. Strengthens and invigorates the whole body. Get it at druggist: “Travel is awfully expensive, isn’t it?) “0h, [don't know, I saved a lot on my trip.” “How?” ‘Took my kodak along and forgot totake any film." —Chicago Record, $250 REWARD tion leading to the conviction of sf empty bottiea of EDs. PIS Eau de Quinine Hair Tonic, PUTNEY, TWOMBLY & PUTNEY, Attorneys, 11S BROADWAY, NEW YORK. SOHMER” HEADS THE} LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. 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Now she curses the day that she was “Tsay, Jobson; I must tell you all about my fishing-trip to Horsehead lake.” ‘* Never mind, old man ; I know all about it.” ‘* Why, U haven't told’ you!” ‘No; nor you don't have to. Fish were as thick as sardines in a box.” “That's right.” "* Some of the largest fish you got on your hook got away.” ** Yes, yes!" * Pulled fish in so fast that you couldn't take 'em all off the hooks.” ‘* Correct again, Why, Jobson! you must have been up there!” “Never in my life; but I know a lot of liars who have."— Yonkers Statesman, Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup l¢ pleasant to take. It tastes good, children like it, no trouble to admin- ister st, and it’ always cures. Buy the gen Joba W. Bull’s Cough Syrup. | | ‘MRARY te full of pure fun, No poittica, We. The Benefits of Life Insurance are well known and the need for it almost universally recognized. 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