Judge, 1900-10-27 · page 11 of 16
Judge — October 27, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** with one cartoon feature ("Judge at the Theatre"). The main content consists of product advertisements for soaps, chocolates, whisky, ale, and patent medicines—typical of early 20th-century magazines. The **cartoon section** features theater criticism about Annie Russell performing in "A Royal Family" at the Lyceum Theatre, comparing her performance to a "pink-frosted cake." This is gentle theatrical satire rather than political commentary. The scattered **jokes and quips** throughout mock domestic life: a man unhappy about marrying into a family, a woman who won't stop talking, and a housewife complaining about cockroaches. These are light social humor about marriage and household problems. The advertisements themselves reflect period concerns—hygiene products, digestive remedies, and alcohol as medicinal tonics—with brand names like Abbey's Salt and Williams' Shaving Soap promoted through testimonials. There is **no significant political satire** on this particular page.
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Refuse im: itation, * You can't tell some women anything.” Of course not ; they won't stop talking them- selves long enough to let you."—Philadelphia Bulletin, HIGH HONOR INDEED, ‘The highest possible award at the Paris ex- position was accorded Dewar's Scotch Whisky, distilled by John Dewar & Sons, Limited, of Perth, Scotland, and ably represented in the United States by iz . Dee war's Scotch Whisky has long been famous abroad, and of late years has taken high rank in this country. JuDGE congratulates Messrs, John Dewar & Sons on their success. Packer’s Tar Soap is pure, antiseptic and in every sense hygienic. It has no equal asa luxurious and invigorating cleanser For the Hair and Skin Tie Packer Mrc. Co,, New York. A PIECE-OFFERING settles the candy question. Candy lovers all agree on the special goodness of Whitman’s CHOCOLATES AND CONFECTIONS. ‘They're sold everywhere. Instantaneous Chocolate is perfect in flavor and quality, delicious and IALE ona Judge AT THE THEATRE. Patrons of the Lyceum theatre and admirers | our ideal! Neither exists, you know.” —Bose Hage 7 of Annie Russell are now faring sumptuously. then his wife can say she was the making of | 7 they have their pet actress in Marshall's com- ‘edy of romance entitled ‘A Royal Family "— an exquisite creation, which cannot be charac- terized with due daintiness, unless haply we compare it to that pink-frosted cake which is so in evidence in act two. The great charm must (Continued on page ¢) We want to be sure that EVANS’ STOUT reach you in all their purity and excellence. Therefore they are bottled at the brewery. Any dealer anywhere. oun) Constable Ca Dress Fabrics ‘The latest Parisian Novelties in Fall Dress’ Fabrics. All the new Weaves, Textures and Colorings. Mixtures for Tailor-made Gowns. Scotch Clan Plaids, French Fancy Plaids. 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Everybody knows there is no north pole, and yet think of the money and the lives that have been thrown away in order to discover it.” Redding— “Yes; but think of the time and effort wasted in seeking the man or woman who comes up to “I want to know,” angrily demanded the celebrated London music-hall star, “* why you. billing me as the peerless actress'?? Why, what's the matter with that?” asked her American manager, “Matter? I want you to know I had as many peers chasing Tound after me in London as any of the other girls."—Philadelphia Press, (op the wasting time effect a cure. Peck That man Biff is a holy terror; everybody seems afraid to speak to him.” Pipgins—""Oh, go on! Why, I told him what I thought of him once.” Peeé—* No— right to his face?" Pipgins—"* You bet! I went out of town and told him through a ton Transcript, megaphone."—Ohio State Journal, “No, thank Wiliams! WILLIAMS’ SHAVING STICK. 25¢. GENUINE YANKEE SHAVING SOAP, 10c. LONDON PARIS THE J. B. 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