Judge, 1900-10-20 · page 22 of 26
Judge — October 20, 1900 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is **primarily advertising** with one cartoon. The main satirical cartoon features "Little Timkins (in gorgeous chappie)" — a young dandy in fashionable checked clothing — being asked by another man whom he's mourning. The joke, now obscure, appears to reference either his romantic disappointments or his financial losses, as the caption reads: "Excuse me, old boy, but who are you in mourning for?" The page is otherwise dominated by patent medicine and luxury goods advertisements typical of early 1900s magazines: Wilson Whiskey, Mariani Wine (a tonic), Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup, Sohmer Pianos, and Belgian Hares (bred rabbits). These ads reflect contemporary attitudes toward unregulated medicinal products and consumer goods. The scattered aphorisms and jokes (about vanity, courtship, and Chinese history) are filler content common to Judge's satirical style, though they lack specific political targeting.
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Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! ‘THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore Ma OUR oar FITTED WITH ater ER giasp-HuB BRA “an mere Wie. ALWAYS UNDE: Levrin Thenas (t gergerus chappid) —“ Excuse me, old boy, but e who are you in mourning lor Ability to succeed is limited by your health. | Attain your full possibilities by using Abbott's, the Orginal Angostura Bitters. "The great strength-giver. ‘A woman likes to hear you say Her cheek is like the blooming rose ; But a man will get mad any day If the same is said about his nose. —Chicago News, People who take DR. SIEGERT'S Angos- tura Bitters in the fall save money on doctors’ bills during the winter. The great South Amer- ican tonic. A dude is a person who cannot stand the voltage of a kiss.—A falsehood and a counter- feit coin ring about alike.—How often a man arrives in a carriage and returns on foot.— The Schoolmaster. Die kept growing art and thinner, refaced each dtaner "well and strong. ‘Just think of it! The present imperial form of government in China has covered thir- ty-seven centuries.” ‘* Dat's nothing. Little Tommie Buckboard has covered forty-three of “em—an' all but seven wuz on de same wheel.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer, Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup can be relled on. Ir you suffer (fom cougha colds, hoarseness bron: cchitis, of other throat and lung affections, this old feliable remedy will cure you. ‘The man who thinks he knows it all To trouble sure is turning, For he gets lazy and forgets While other folks are learning. —Marshall (Missouri) Index, Longing to meet you Happy to greet you Present pleasure and no fut- ure regret in every bottle *¢ ‘e THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER Depressed? TRY TRY OMAMIANE WINE) WORLD FAMOUS TONIC. ecigriant Wine is 2 tonic prepared. upon truly set. ples. It is safe and beneficial as well as Marian! Wine han more than A 00 written indore ments from leadiog physicians in all parta of (be Marlant Wine gives power to the brain, strength tnd slastclty to the muscles. and’ richneas to the '& promoter of good bealth and longer: Rye tates the old rouse: cepa the Young s00g. justion, Throat Coomumpion, and Malaria, it {ta ditasiote touts tor the estire aytens Marian! Wine ts invaluable for overworked met Gelicate women nd sickly children Teatimulates: fyetem, ad braces bralo. It combats me body and ‘Malaria and La Gri May bo used with chipped ioe or ia soda wae Sold by all druggista, Beware of imitations, | ‘You can have the comfort of having your stockings per- fectly supported without suf. fering any discomfort from the ‘supporter, if you wear the Brighton sik Garter Eefatends tn, soe His Market Sts, Phladelpnt ~ BELGIAN HARES. $5.00 to $250.00 each. PIANOS Sohmer Building, wren Se Sth Avene owndl) Laces. Lace Collarettes, Ruffings, Lace Boleros, Ties, Stocks and Yokes. Veilings, Feather Boas. Lace and Metal Application, Cloth of Gold. Lace Robes, Flounces, Handkerchiefs. Lace Novelties. CANAJOHARIE RABBITRY, Wm. Clark Arkell, Secy., CANAJOHARIE, N.Y. High &. $250 REWARD fur taformation Leading to the conviction of any dealer led. campy bottics of ED. PIN Eau de Quinine Hair Tonic, or adutterating and tampering tn any shape of form it its of the suite, PUTNEY, TWOMBLY & PUTNEY, Attorneys, 118 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. Cures Indigestion and Sea-sickness. | All Others Are Imitations. ee DYSPEPSIA pt six years I was a victim ofd fe spel in {ts worst form. I could eat notl BaPmilk toast, and at timesmy stomecn would ot retain and dizest e' ZN ren.that (Last March t RETS and ever was in fay ilfe.” DAVID H. MURPHY. Newark. 0. en. pe ww. GURE CONSTIPATION. Aeerting Remedy Company, Chlenge, Meatreat, Her 0-T0-BAC fe ata toe jaranteed Additional copies of “ Judge's” FULL DINNER-PAIL Campaign Song will be sent pon receipt of 10 cents in coin or stamps. ‘This song is to be ia this issue of “ Judge” as supplement, and every purchaser of the paper NEW vorK. should see that the song is delivered to him by his newsdealer, comicbooks.com