Judge — September 22, 1900 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE 4 WEEK AT THE JUDGE BUILDING. Terms to Subscribers. UNITED STATES AMD CANADA IH ADVaNCS, One copy, one year, or $2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers = 3.50 ‘One copy, for thirteen weeks - 13s facluding the Cuatsruas Jun. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS — To all foreign countries in the postal union, $6.00 Wastaax Omice—Henry Bright, manager, Boyce Building, Eungraan saius-acunts—/ntermational mews company, Bream's building, Chanc B,C Landon Brentane's, avenue de fOpira, Paris; Saarbach's news exchan many. CORNER FIFTH AVENUE AND SIXTEENTH STREET, NEW YORK. (7 Circulation larger than any other cartoon weekly In the world. EW NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Juocs are protected by copyright in both the United States and Great Britain. tnfri ‘of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. THE BRITISH in trying to settle de Wet got themselves decidedly into it. LET US at least congratulate Chicago on her census figures as they compare with those of St. Louis. ‘THE ASSASSIN of Humbert wants more time, He ought to have alll there is of it, including eternity. eee HEN A QUARREL over a church-chime leads to a murder, as in Cincinnati, it is too evident that we have fallen upon evil chimes. NETWORK SHIRT-WAISTS are condemned by a St. Louis priest as jiggermerrigs. They are nothing of the kind and we can prove it. cee MB: TWO NOSE, a distinguished Sioux Indian, has been killed by a fall of hail; and if that’s a lie it isn’t one of the campaign kind, anyhow. |" SEEMS ODD for the Albany Argus to denounce Hill in favor of Croker, but the condition of the Democracy makes a good many strange bedfellows. GERONIMO has not gone insane, as reported; he is mere- ly going to marry. Probably, therefore. it is the woman who has gone there. SENATOR STEWART is as earnest for McKinley as he is fierce against Bryan. The senator always pays full fare and never stops half way. LAMENTABLE IGNORANCE. SOME NEGRO WOMEN in convention in Chicago resolve that states given to lynch law ought to be expelled from the union. The right to expel is equally as unconstitutional as F= the right to secede, and these ladies ought to be expelled from something because of their igno- UPAIE rance of the important fact. ADLAI AS A POP. HERE IS NOTHING in populism so radical, says the Utica Observer, that Adlai E. Stevenson doesn’t indorse it—state ownership of rail- roads and all the rest of the foolishness. The Observer supports Mr. Bryan, but it believes in the truth whether it hurts or helps; and Mr. Ste- venson is as pleased with the populist nomination for the second place as if he had been to the party born. WHERE‘ LABOR FAILS. S*(CHINESE WOMEN.” says Madame Wu, “are wise. They do not spend time making their hair crooked on irons.” A contemporary is affected to tears by this quo- tation, evidently not expecting wisdom from so-called barba- rians; but if the madame might show an equal absence of labor in behalf of the opposite extremities of the Chinese wo- man we should be far more impressed. THE SHIRT-WAIST IN BRIEF. COMFoRT DEMANDS the expulsion of the vest, or waistcoat, in hot + weather, and this makes the existence of a comely shirt-waist, or shirt, not only allowable but unavoidable. Because, however, a man or a woman may exhibit a garment of that kind it by no means follows that the gar- ment may be worn when soiled, any more than it ever has been; the cus- tom must necessarily contribute to its comeliness and cleanliness. That is all there is to the shirt-waist question, and the garment will be more and more conspicuously worn in all hot weather hereafter. But it must never, never become a favorite for breakfast or funereal purposes, GORDON AND PEACE, ONE OF THE PURPOSES of war is finally to have peace, and General John B. Gordon thinks there comes a time when, various war questions having been settled, peace is excusable, even with as much good-fellowship as a decently vociferous hilarity will permit. Certain southerners have ob- L0G jected to reunions of the blue and the gray together, and ad- iri dressed their objections to General Gordon as the head of the southern brethren. General Gordon replies at length, saying that he must continue Pall NEWSPA- S are power- ful; but it looks as if Wilhelmina wouldnt marry until she got good and ready, no matter how many hus- bands they find for her. THE JUDGE is glad to have given young Mr, Hearst and his’ bright artists so much amusement with its full dinner-pail, and trusts they will con- tinue to have the means. to a full food supply, that they may laugh and grow fat Why is it that people are always struck by light. ning under a tree, while the trees that have nobody un- der them do not get struck? Philadelphia Ledger. HIS IS no time for large discussions of that nature, Let us not try to connect nature with the matter of the vice-presidency of the e- presi Case: United States, ENTITLED TO MORE SADNESS. —"* I was very much shocked an’ pained to hear av Clancy's sudden death, to be the judge of his own social action and to suggest fraternity to his comrades, and con- cluding as follows: “In conclusion, let it be definitely understood that 0 long as providence per- mits me to speak or labor I shall continue the efforts which I have made for thir- ty years in the interest of Sectional harmony and uni. ty. Whatever T ean do, will assuredly be done for the truth of history, for justice to the south and to all sec- tions, for fostering our cher- ished memories, for the ob- literation of all sectiozal bitterness, and for the set- tlement of all sectional con- troversies on a basis con- sistent with the honor and the manhood and the self- respect of all.” It is both manly and sensible to accept a result which in any event it is impossible | to change; and we are sure that ninety-nine out of every hundred fighting soldiers, north and south, will accept General Gordon's He owed me tin gints." Words with all singer- Costican—"* Faith, yure beravemint was nothing loike moine. He owed me sivinty-foiv ity. comicbooks.com