Judge, 1900-09-15 · page 4 of 16
Judge — September 15, 1900 — page 4: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains several satirical pieces and advertisements rather than a single coherent political cartoon. **"Judge's Favorites"** features a photograph of actress **Claude Raymond** with humorous verse about social pretension. **"Explained"** shows farmyard animals making crude jokes about a "milk-punch" — likely satirizing rural/working-class humor. **"A Great Come-Down"** depicts a snobbish character's deflation when learning about common ancestry, mocking aristocratic pretense. **"During the Hot Spell"** and **"Hole Your Ball and Get One"** appear to be humorous vignettes about summer leisure and sports. **"Never-to-be-Forgotten Heroes"** celebrates military figures (General Bob Schenck, Admiral Lawrence, Captain Jim Bowie) with patriotic verse — likely early 20th-century jingoism. The page primarily relies on visual humor and social satire rather than sharp political commentary.
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WD) i PLAINED. " sei iORTTE Tue Goat—* Hello! What's the matter over there ?” JUDGE'S FAVORITES. Tue weN—" Ob! that’s a milk-punch—they're just mixing it up.” MAUDE RAYMOND. Xow cannot fail to make your mark th * Rogers Bros. in Centeal Park"; SREAT 2 q Anu ina part like theirs, all Dutch, A GREAT COME-DOWN. wane eusdo (hearst ieee ‘ ‘| WOULD have you know, sir, that my family is descended from William the conqueror.” And so 4 Rogers sister be. « Yes," he replied with a quiet smile ; “and it still appears to be on the down grade.” ONE TO SELECT FROM. LITTLE daughter had lately come to the home of Beth's aunt. Not long after the happy event Beth was asked how many children her aunt had,“ Only one,” she answered quietly, God 's sent her yet ‘sa sample.” FREQUENTLY. HAT we have sprung from animals Seems really quite « pity, For even now we find that man Reverts unto the kitty, HER HIDEOUSNESS. Mrs. Hoon —" Mrs. Rocki face is very homely, isn’t she?” Mr, Hoon —"Homely! NG THE HOT SPELL, She's almost as ugly as the front ERAvED FAGIN —"* Dat looks like an ice-house. Let's get inter it.” {Ger ol ‘ths average wagacing?” Weary Witte (shuddering)—" Never! Remember de Maine ice trust and de mayor uv New York.” NEVER-TO-BE-FORGOTTEN HEROES, TRENUOUS Americans, who brave Death's thunderbolts upon the wave And scourge the jungles of the east, ‘These of your heroes be not least ! 1, GENERAL KOM SCHENCK OF THE ARMY, And carried to Victoria's court Ilis poker deck, a dead-game sport ! MH, ADMIRAL LAWRENCE OF THE NAVY. On old lake Erie's rock-bound shore What voice rings o'er the cannon’s roar? Hurrah ! ‘tis Lawrence. Hip, hip, hij “* Never," he shouts, ** give up a chip M1, CAP'N JIM BOWIY OF THE MILITIA. Oh nerve ! oh knife beyond compare! Great Bowie's blade could shear a hair. HOLE YOUR BALL AND GET ONE . . : Aye, more ; at times, among his pards cn nates paiect quick thirst-quencher will save walking back to the club-house and encourage good playing. He'd even draw and cut the cards! JOMN PAUL ROCOCK: comicbooks.com