Judge — September 15, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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AS TO QUEER NAMES. rhe man from Panxsutawney and the man fiom Kokomo Discussed the Chinese troubles, and the first said, ** Don’t you know, I think these Chinese names are queer enough to stop a clock.” ‘ “That's right,” replied another man from fair ‘Caucomgomoc. ‘The man from Kokomo observed, ‘* By ginger! that's a fac’, : That's what my brother says—he lives down here in Hackensack.” a [And still another stranger said the man’s com- ‘ment was trie? ; : And added with a smile of pride, "* My home's yin Kal'mazoo.” Another man took up the strain, ‘* Now, down Skowhegan way 4 dup at Ypsilanti we speak it every day. their ring. ‘hat’s what I peming. old my uncle yesterday in Ish- + Hohokvs is my native town,” another stran- gersaid sand [ think all these Chinese names the worst Tver read.” agreed a quiet man; ‘they're ly uncanny. at my neighbors all assert in Tail t, Indianny.” ; sh Wink in Baltimore American, Headaches and loss of appetite are common complaints in the spring. Try DR. SIE- GERT'S Angostura Bitters, and beware of cheap domestic substitutes. Some women might have a past if they could only catch up with it—The world would be better off if more parents married to please their children.—You can always tell whether a woman is in love by how much nicer she treats I told Miss Oldgirl the other evening, for a joke, that every time she laughed I wanted to kiss her.” -** Did she think you meant it?” “Well, whenever I meet her now she begins THEATRE. “They're off!” The dramatic season in New York has fairly begun, though it is not until the latter end of this week and the begin- ning of next that the real novelties—such as the comic operas, ‘* Rose of Persia” at Daly's and ‘* Monks of Malabar" at the Knickerbock- the shop-girls.—New York Press, The pioneer among Bitters is Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. Ask for Abbott's. He—" Sugar has gone up again.” “Yes; we use such a lot of it on fruit now.” He— “No. anything he puts up the price; and when he doesn’t sell mucn of it he puts up the price,”— Indianapolis Journal. The universal favor with which the Sohmer piano is meeting is the result of its tone and structure, which are not excelled by any in the world. to laugh for all she’s worth.” —Pickmeoup, Visitor (viewing the new baby)—"' He's the very image of his father.” Proud mother— “Yes; and he acts just like him, too.” Vis- itor—"*Is it possible?” Proud mother—" Yes ; he Keeps me up nearly every night." —Chicag ews, First and best. She— hat ought to make it cheaper.” She— justice maj toe sleep, but hit kain’t die.— When eur groceryman sels plenty of | Cd fe 9 Charity ‘gins at home, an’ ef hit is quite feable hit ends dar.—Affectation is tryin’ toe make brass pass fo' gold.—A lie nebbah stops run- nin’ wen trof is on hits track.—Character is someting dat stays w’en eberyt'ing else is gone.—How easy hit is fo’ a lazy man toe rove dat luck is ‘gainst him !—W’'en one man is heatin’ a furnace fo’ anuddah he nebbah tlinks "bout de price ob coal.— dréansaw Thomas Cat. er; the French farce, "* The Husbands of Leon- tine,” at the Madison Square; Annie Russell in the new romantic comedy, ‘A Royal Fam- ily,” at the Lyceum ; and ‘* Fiddle-de-Dee" at | Weber & Fields'—begin to crowd upon us. ‘This is doing very well for September—and in Presidential-election year, too. 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