Judge — September 8, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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5, K. Oldham of Rich hill, according to the kansas city Siar, has a dog of many tricks. Kus dog can walk on his hind legs, beg for ted. and do many of the tricks usually taught nines; but Mr, Oldham has added sstili an- er trick to the animal s répertoire since the jecent Democratic national convention. It is frown as the Webster Davis “flop.” Mr. Oidham says to his pet, ** What did Webster Danis do?” Instantly the dog turns 2 back. pind somersault. ‘* What else does he do?” Sys Mr. Oldham. The animal stretches out se neck, looks heavenward, and emits a long Pai It has not been decided to make use of ise dog in the coming campaign, “* Henry had to go to bed after that visiting clergyman: went away,” ‘* What was the mat- ter?’ ‘He prostrated himself trying to g' the clergyman the impression that he-was a pillar in our church." —Chicago Record. The returner—* By the way, how is old Jonesy getting along?” The stayer—"*I don't now whether he is getting-rich or has gone broke. 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