Judge, 1900-08-11 · page 14 of 20
Judge — August 11, 1900 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising with some satirical humor shorts**. The main political content is "The Political Banner" section featuring a Judge-branded "Full Dinner Pail" — a reference to McKinley's 1900 campaign slogan promising prosperity. The banner shows two male portraits (likely McKinley and his running mate) flanking a dinner pail, with a crowd below, designed for campaign clubs to display. The shorter humor pieces are typical Judge fare: jokes about Sunday school, farming, and romance that mock middle-class pretensions and naiveté. The page is otherwise filled with product advertisements (whiskey, cigars, bicycles, Colorado tourism) typical of early 1900s magazine monetization. The "Closed Door" illustration appears unrelated to political content — it shows a figure at a doorway, likely accompanying a separate story or social commentary piece.
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