Judge — August 4, 1900 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Sudge- PUBLISHED ONCE 4 WEEK AT THE JUDGE BUILDING. Terms to Subscribers. UNITED STATES Aun CANADA IH ADVANCE. One copy, one year, or $2 numbers Que copy, six months, or 26 numbers . FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS — To all foreign countries in the postal union, $6.00 ayer. Westaan Ornca— Henry Bright, manager, Boyce Building, Chicage. Eouoranm susasactte- /atstastioual ate covspuny, fresees pulling, Chane E, En London: Brentane's, avenue del Opira, Paris; Saarbachs news exchange 7. CORNER PIPTH AVENUE AND SIXTEENTH STREET, NEW YORK. (27 Circulatioa larger than any other cartoon weekly la the world. EB- NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Juoce are protected by copyright in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. ROBABLY the finest picture of Theodore Roosevelt ever made will occupy the centre-page of the Juno of August 11th. PIE-BITERS is the name applied to the fusion populists by the middle-of-the-road populists, It takes mighty strong men and wo- men to stand such abuse as that. INISTER WU talks with some force of the boxers of St. Loui Chicago and other American cities but the multiplication of boxers doesn’t lessen the crimes of those of China. EX-GOVERNOR HOADLY of Ohio and a good many other gold Democrats at Kansas city pro- claimed openly that they would vote for McKinley, and so will every other wise, consistent and honest Copyright, yoo, by Judge Company. Democrat. MAYOR HARRISON says he has caught brook trout in Lake Superior weighing six pounds. ‘They had evidently left their original abiding- place for the purpose of getting more room; but they were no longer brook trout. In other words, the mayor begins his campaign lies too soon. SYA AN THE LAST AS THE FIRST. APLA! E, STEVENSON as a prophet is not without honor save in his own bailiwick. It was impossible for him to be elected a delegate from his own town to the Kansas city convention; and yet he had small trouble in getting the convention's nomination for the second place. We are again reminded that the stone rejected by the builder frequently becomes the head of the column. TIMMY. IMMY WOODRUFF was quite encouraged by the action of the New York delegation in connection with him and the vice-presidency; but in the wider subsequent proceedings he was entirely overlooked. However, he says he thinks he is in line for the nomination for governor, and a naturally buoyant disposition and corpor- osity appear to keep him afloat. As Mr. Platt says, “He is a proper sub- ject for the lightning to strike. He is in line for anything.” NO ROOM OR MATERIAL FOR MORE, C. BENEDICT, Mr. Cleveland's friend, wants another Democratic party, to be composed of dissatisfied Democrats and Republicans, and to begin with pledges himself that Mr. Cleveland is out of politics and will never run for any office again. That is a very good starting-point; but, while there are a few peace mugwumps, there are no dissatisfied Re- publicans, and while there are some gold Democrats there isn’t one of them who dares call his soul his own. HILL THE CENTRAL FIGURE. GENERAL BRAGG remarked of Grover Cleveland several years ago, after he had been turned down by Tammany hall, “We love him for the enemies he has made”; and that was the voice of the Kansas city con- vention regarding Senator Hill, after he had been turned down by Richard Croker and Judge van Wyck. The sympathy thus created might easily have given the senator the first nomination had Bryan been out of the way: and it certainly gives him the first chance in the convention four years hence. ANOTHER KANSAS WAR. REAT EXCITEMENT has arisen in Kansas because a professor in the state normal school declares that men do not love women, but are drawn to them solely by the attraction of sex. The women of the state, and especially of the school, look upon the declaration as an insult and an untruth, and are trying to drive the professor out of the school; but he is an able man and has many friends, Just at this stage of the trouble the proposition to boycott the school is under dis cussion, and the trustees of the establishment stand three in favor of the professor to three against him. We should think there was an insult involved, but it is quite as much against, the males as the other sex. IT MADE A DIFFERENCE. FarMer Greene So the teacher said you was a chip of the old block, eh? The impudent virago! What had you been doing?” Bousy Grevne—" Why, I had been standing at the head of my class in everything, and ”— FARMER ENe—"* Just as I thought, my boy! a raise of salary. Miss Jones is a most estimable and di ning young lady, and I shall recommend her to the trustees for comicbooks.com