Judge — July 28, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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TO THE HONEST LIAR. Here's to the man who lies to us, who's care- less of the truth ; Who slaps us on the back and says, **Gee! how you hold your youth !” Who shrinks not at the future when he has a lie to tell, Bot when you're clares, and tired and blue de- You're looking well.” Here's to the man who tells us lies when sol- emn truth would hurt; Who says, “I'll back you through and through if it should take my shirt’; Who when you're “off” and cannot write just as you think you should Will tune you up for better things with “* That's what I call good.” Or when you paint a picture that is wrong in every part Will make you think the daub is great by say- ing. ** Now, that's art. He lies—but it’s in charity. if lying ever was; So here's his health, for, though he lies, he's honest when he does. Josh Wink in Baltimore American. Thousands testify that DR. SIEGERT'S Angostura Bitters is the proper tonic to take in the spring. A reputation of fifty years speaks for itself. The ordinary society woman met the trust mgnate’s wife at the threshold. ‘Back !" cred the ordinary society woman ; "*I did not invite you. I am ostracizing you.” The trust magnate’s wife drew a document from her bosom. ** [have here,” she said, ‘ta manda- mus from the federal court, directing you to tracizing me, on the ground that in ne you interfere with interstate commerce.” ‘Thus again had law operated to fortify wealth in the bastions of privilege.—De- sroit Journal. _ Ske—"* You ought to telephone when you in- tend to bring some one home to dinner, so I can be ready to receive them.” //e—'* Tell you what T'l do. I'll do so after this if you will promise to warn me by telephone when you are going to have one of those pink-tea doing: Whatever you call them, so I can stay awa Indianapolis Press. ‘The best friend a traveling man can have with him—one that has been tried and proved—is a cake of the all-round and always reliable Packer’s Tar Soap. 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