Judge, 1900-07-14 · page 15 of 20
Judge — July 14, 1900 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with one small cartoon titled "A SPEEDY RETRIBUTION" showing a street interaction between a boy and a clerk, illustrating the caption's joke about a "baker street" pun (likely a play on words now lost to modern readers). The main editorial content is a brief joke about **class and gossip**: when a wealthy woman (Mrs. Dickard) loses her money, her acquaintances shift from calling her "plump" to calling her "fat"—revealing that flattery depends entirely on social status, not truthfulness. Notable is a **telegram claiming the Russian Empress ordered Vin Mariani tonic**, a wine-based patent medicine prominently advertised on the page. This appears designed to boost the product's prestige through royal endorsement. The page is otherwise dominated by period advertisements: cameras, whiskey, collar buttons, cocktail mixes, and various patent remedies (Cascarets, Cacarets digestive aids). These ads reveal early 20th-century consumer culture and the ubiquitous promotion of dubious "medicinal" products.
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Mrs. Bunker—* So Mrs. Dickard has lost all her money? Isn't it sad?" Mrs, Gromley —"It is, indeed. People who used to say she was plump now do not: hesitate to kof her as fat."— joston Transcript. Praise a man's work, @ woman's beauty.: The woman will think herself clever, the man comely, and both will love you. —If woman had no foible love would be a fable.— Marriages are made in heaven, but there is possibly a prohibitive Eaate Porutar CocktaiLs ‘They're Popular because in material and mixing no better Cocktail was passed over any ALWAYS READY. ‘They're handy at home— anywhere. WHISKEY, MANHATTAN, MARTINI, GIN, Telegram from Russia: “SEND TO ANITCHKOFF PALACE, ST. PETERSBURG, IMMEDIATELY ANOTHER CASE OF VIN MARIANI prohibitive | FoR HER IMPERIAL MAJESTY EM- Se mane a.| PRESS OF RUSSIA.” swing over fields where} Pea pile Siebel Ordered by the Court Physicians. The Criterion, he highest achievement in cKet Photography is marked The Sobmer piano received the first medal of merit and diploma of honor at the Centen- nial exhibition. It has the indorsement of the| [Rea leading artists in the TOM GIN, | (gaging. gusts in the! WQQMACELEL = VERMOUTH, ete. |,,,!0,the rsh at the foreign countries. A ball bargain - counter a wo- ott ask AxYDoDY. man faints. The other Eagle Liqueur women regard her in- Distillerles terestedly, but with noticeable aversion. iil Mean hal Rhetnstrom Bros., Cincinnati, U.S.A. ** How extremely man- nish!" they exclaim, ee HO Martin St 968 B, Front St, and shrug their shoul- EARL & WILSON'S ders and proceed with COLLARS CUFFS8 SHIRTS their shopping. For | BEST IN THE WORLD. “Did you dance until the wee sma’ hours?" asked one young man. ‘No, I didn’t. We danced till the last car had gone and I had towalk three miles. They were the biggest hours I ever remember having en- countered."— Wash- ington Star. Q@4ARIANI WINE) WORLD FAMOUS TONIC. Prominent People Every where Use It. Sold by all draggteta, GOES IN THE POCKET. . 3, Folding Pocket Kodaks are made of ne huen, covered with fine morocco, have the finest prspis Rectlinear lenses, automatic shutters, sets of scales for focusing, sockets for bo *Sxposures and brillant view fnders (severe: fe) with metal light shields, Load in daylight with siman'’s Film Cartridges for two, six or twelve Price, $17.50. EASTMAN KODAK CO. Rochester, N. Y. after all it is the thor- k Marten! SS: 33, A 15th st., New York, oughly, womanly wa- | Bsec tuna cicada te man who commands id to a Dersonages. it ie'eent grate the esteem of her own sex.—Detroit Journal, val «A LEGITIMATE MYSTERY.” ZRererest pore origina unique conception, Malled, sedated, for dine. i, 1700 M. Broad Gt, Philadelphia, Pa, salogues free at the tiers or by mail. S&S WHEBNEDICT’ see wow (Trade-Mark) Patent Collar and Guff Button. DY GOLD, SILVER, acd BEST ROLLED GOLD PLATE, Nose genuine except with the name * BENEDICT? ‘and date of patent stamped upon It! od can be adjusted with perfect ease. ration City a indorses tf as the best! BENEDICT BROS., Jewelers, BROADWAY and CORTLANDT ST., NEW YORK, Send for Full Descriptive Circular. we ern CO-TROV.NY. NEDLLARS UFFS ane THE BEST BUY THEM. Biliousness pulbave, ted your valuable CASCA- BTS and find them perfect. Couldn't do Without tuem. Ihave used thers forsome time forindigestion and Diliousness and am now com. Netely cured. Recommend them. to every one. ice tried, 78, will never be without them in the family." EDw. A. Marx, Albany, N. Y. CANDY CATHARTIC Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, ‘Taste Good. Good, Never Sicken. ak one OF Gripes ie Sat the. +. CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Merting Remedy Company, Coleage, Montreal, Hew ort, 301 WO-TO-BAC Soasetumameese uae Kista to SMALL BOY (indignantly) — A SPEEDY RETRIBUTION. SMAaLi Boy—"''Arf ticket ter Baker street.” CLeRK—" It's a shameful thing, a kid like you smoking !" * Who are yer callin’ a kid? I'm fourteen !” CLerK—"‘Oh, are you? Then you pay full fare to Baker street.” (Pays and awaits delivery of ticket.) —Punch, BLANK BOOKS.sisesecee PINDLER & WIBEL, 121 Nassau Street, New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS, PAFHR WARBDHOUS: los. $2, $4 and 86 Bleecker Street, Branch Wareuouee. » Heemtone Sect Nw Yous. ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER, i GOUT & RHEUMATISM. Tsethe anes Pi eee! Support While BLAIR’S Sefe, Sure, Effective. ae $1 PRUGOISTS, or 224 William St, N. ¥. Po Yourself Learninga Profession UNTERMATIONAL CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS, Bor 919 Scranton, Pa. ‘The United States Government Guarantees OLD OVERHOLT WHISKEY. BOTTLED IN BOND. Quality, students and graduates. Bend for clreu- [afttating sublectin which interseted. Quantity, Age. 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