Judge, 1900-07-07 · page 11 of 16
Judge — July 7, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The central cartoon ("To the Heads of the House") uses a playing card motif to promote Abbey's Effervescent Salt—a patent medicine marketed to householders as a health tonic that maintains good health and prevents disease. The accompanying text satirizes domestic life through brief anecdotes: one mocks a nouveau riche woman ("Mrs. Newrich") who brags she can *buy* social status for her daughter rather than earning it through proper debut; another gently ridicules people's morbid curiosity about murder details. The page is otherwise filled with period advertisements: Sohmer Pianos, Williams' Shaving Stick, Sohmers Pianos, The Club Cocktails, life insurance, and railroad travel. The "Decorate for the Campaign!" notice at bottom appears to reference patriotic flag bunting, likely for an election campaign.
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risk your life in war or work, ‘or fame or honor, while asier way remains to win “he gentle maiden's smile? where you ne'er have been before ; Set up in some new town, ast be the ‘* handsome stranger.” Beats greatness or renown. —Chicago Times-Herald, taid be'd s00n be going heace, ‘THedcinow hia peatthee the Beaty rust in Providence, N.S did the rest. That Everywhere were men with news} ring with feverish eagerness the foul detail his horrible murder. “* Morbid curiosity !” ~ [finally sneered with indignation, ‘No; we «} disqualifying ourselyes to sit as jurors,” y ‘protested, and sighed weatily.—Detrit nal, pers, de- “tt seems to me, Mrs. Newrich, that your younger daughter is getting ‘about old enough to make her own début,” said the social caller. “She don't need to,” replied the proud mam- ma, ‘We're quite able to buy the best there is without the girls makin’ any of their own things." —Philadelphia Bulletin, MARQUETTE, ON LAKE SUPERIOR, is one of the most charming summer resorts reached via the Chicago, Milwaukee and St, Paul Railway. Its healthful location, beautiful scenery, good hotels, and complete immunity from hay-fever make a summer outing at Marquette, Michi- gan, very attractive from the standpoint of health, rest and comfort. For a.copy of ** The Lake Superior Country,” containing a description of Marquette and the copper country, address, with four (4) cents in stamps to pay postage, George H. Heafford, general passenger agent, Chicago, Illinois, of an even temper all and cross and fret(ul without cause. Millions of ada and the lish _remed ous, fi primary causes of disease. Th you this. ‘says: ‘should be better known. BediGr'co out share we are lable to make less of thes.” Bear in tind alwaysinat THE DAILY USE OF ABBEY'’S EFFERVESCENT SALT WILL KEEP YOU IN GOOD HEALTH. te in Great Britain, Europe, India, Cao- fnited States know that this marvelous Eng- . made from the salts extracted from the its, is a positive preventive and cure for Dyspepals Biiotanes, Constipation, Sick or Nery. faches, Flatulency, and all ills caused by these ere is nothing else like itor as good inthe world, Your physician will tell “Here is what one of t H prensing Abbey's Sait and (hint it and very decided in tsresults, I recommend it to adults and children who have slug- sh livers and rheumatic difficulties.’ —Dr. S. Matherson, N.Y. All J druggists, asc..50¢.,$r. To the Heads of the House. ponsibilities of the household, the care of children and the preservation Rely come easier to the heads of the household when good health Is their “Healthy conte have healthy chikren, Healthy people are not tual crusty mistakes. but with good It 4s very pleasant HE “SOHMER” HEADS THE « LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS, SOHMER . PIANOS - »hmer Building, 2! 1g Grea cr New er Ne - Aves, cor, 22d St. Yor Wives sometimes object to life insurance. No objection has yet been made by a widow. They know its value, You will, too, if you survive your husband. Paxw Murvat Lire, 921-8-5 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, if EARL & WILSON’S a iC COLLARS CUFFS &SHIRTS BEST IN THE WORLD. | A better Cocktail at home than ts served over any bar in the World, LUB~= ies MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKEY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM GIN, VERMOUTH and YORE. ‘Wo guaranteo these Cocktails to be made of absolutely pureand well matured liquors and the mtring equal to the best cocktatle werved over any barin the world, Being ‘compounded in accurate proportions, they will always be found of uniform quality. - Connoisseurs agree that of two cocktails made of the samo material and propor- Mons the one which is aged must be tho better. ‘Try our YORK Cocktail made withoat any sweetening—dry and delicious. For Sale on the Dining and Buffet Cars of the principal railroads of the U. 8. AVOID IMITATIONS. For Bale by all Draggists and Dealers, 7. F. EEUBLEIN & BRO,, Sole Props,, 29 Broadway, N. Y., Hartford, Conn. 20 Piccadilly, W. London, Eng. Uncle Sam—Well, what have qou got to say about paying that money? Speak out, man |” ~The sulian—"' You forget that I am the unspeakable Turk." —Chicago Tribune. the law before you were born.” since Shea. cladiowe pelts News, le who take DR, SIEGERT’S Angos- tura Bitters in the spring don't suffer from chills and fever and malaria in July and August. lief. Beware of poisonous domestic substitutes. |" Life is real, life is earnest. Lo! before the taking off We have got to work our derndest To succeed at playing goff. —Philadelphia North American. Timmins—"*So you think my last poem a little obscure, do you?” Simmons—'‘A little? It is as obscure as a vice-presidential candidate on a fourth-party ticket.” eindianapolis Pres. Histoner—* Young ‘man, this court studied The lawyer— “*Yes, yeronner; but I have studied the law Indigestion brings many an ache and pain, Abbott s, the Original Angostura Bitters, brings WILLIAMS SHAVING ‘WILLIAMS’ SHAVING SOAPS are SIMPLY INCOMPARABLE for their Rich, Cream-like, “never drying” Lather, the peculiar softening action on the beard, and the wonderfully soothing, refreshing effect upon the face. They have been the Standard for half a century, and are so recognized alll over the world. Williams’ Shaving Soaps are used by all first-class barbers and are sold everywhere. Williams’ Shaving Stick, 25 cts, Luxury Shaving Tablet, 25 cts. Genuine ‘Yankee Shaving Soap, 10 cts. White Glycerine Toilet Soap, 10 cts. Williams’ Shaving Soap (Barbers’), 6 round cakes, 1 Ib., 40 cts, Exquisite also for Toilet. Trial tablet for 2-cent stamp. By mail if your dealer does not supply you. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Gtastonsury, Conn. Lonpow. Paris. DRESDEN. ‘SYDNEY. DECORATE FOR THE CAMPAIGN! Jupce’'s splendid portrait of McKinley framed in gold and surrounded by the Stars and Stripes. The portrait, frame and five flags complete for $2.50, ‘The back of the frame is fitted with sockets in which the poles of the flags rest, The size of the new decorative piece,measuring from flag-tip to flag-tip, is 45x 50 inches. * It is packed complete and will be for- warded by express to any address on receipt of remittance of $2.50. Every Republican household will want oue ot these; there-can be nothing prettier nor more appropriate for this campaigh, Address JUDGE COMPANY, 110 Fifth srenue, NEW YORK CITY. HE GREAT PASSENGER LINE OF AMERICA—NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com