Judge — June 30, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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London Punch is not a newspaper, but some one will put the news in good verse it willing to print it, letin: sir Redvers devised an impossible plan Which he trusted to Warren, an obstinate man; Lord Roberts sent home some dispatches, and there He freely expressed what he thought of the pair. The war-office published these documents plain, To the joy of their foes and the grief of the sane; And while they were reading them all the world wondered, And promptly concluded that every one blundered. agreeable reading.— Utica Observer. ‘The trata bad started, two friends had parted, One going away for bis health 5 The other stayed home, let traveling alone ; Took K.LP.A.N.3 and plied up bis wealth. “Sometimes,” said Mi prised at my own courag went to war,” answered his wife, Blykins, This is Punch's latest bul- Verse is cheaper than cablegrams and more I'm sur- hy, you never "There are if) ‘The Chinese minister says the costumes is| worn by American women strike him as being in some respects ridiculous,” said Mrs. Biykins. “Yes,” answered Mr. Blykins; ‘* that's owing to his point of view. If he had to pay for a few of them he'd soon learn to take them seri- ously."— Washington Star. Physical and mental depression are hot- weather symptoms. Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, dissipates debility and’ de- pression, **So you've got a little baby, now, Mary?” said the lady to her former servant. “* It must be a great pleasure to you.” ‘*’Twould be a eater one, ma'am, if it didn’t cry so much je husband can’t stand the noise of it.” ** Too bad! What does your husband do, Mary?” “He's a boller-maker, ma'am. ”—Pailadeiphia ress, MARQUETTE, ON LAKE SUPERIOR, is one of the most charming summer resorts reached via the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway. Its healthful location, beautiful scenery, good hotels, and complete immunity from hay-fever make a summer outing at Marquette, Michi- gan, very attractive from the standpoint of Who tells malicious lies of us Is bad enough, forsooth ; But far more maddening is the cuss ‘Who tells the malicious truth. —Catholie Standard and Times. The tall chap with the mysterious blue vial entered the office of the large factory. ‘* Well, sir?” greeted the clerk nearest the door. “i came in,” responded the tall chap, **to sell you a trial bottle of ‘rough on mosquitoes.’ This is the greatest annihilator the world has ever known, and I guarantee that when this is in- troduced throughout the country there will not be one mosquito in existence.” ** Do you know what this is?” interrupted the clerk. |‘ This is am wito-netting factory. Get out !"—Chi- cago News. YELLOWSTONE PARK AND ALASKA, Extended tours under the management of ‘The American Tourist Association, Reau Camp- bell, general manager, 1423 Marquette build- ing, Chicago. Puliman sleeping and dining cas leave Chicago Tuesday, July roth, at ten p.m., via Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway. Tickets include all expenses every- where. Address George H. Heafford. general passenger agent, Chicago, Illinois. “Why, look a’ here!” said the Chicago boomer: ** we've got one of the quickest trains running from here to New York that there is in the country.” ‘* Well, that's all right,” re- plied the New-Yorker. ‘* When a man wants to get out of Chicago he wants to get out quick."— Yonkers Statesman. Every Dollar paid in premiums on a policy of health, rest and comfort. For a copy of ** The Lake Superior Country,” containing a description of Marquette and the copper country, address, with four (4) cents in stamps to pay’ postage, George H. Heafford, other risks than those of the battle-field. Every time I pick up a newspaper I find an article on ‘the dangers to our political system,’ ‘dangers to public morals,’ * danger of eating,’ * dangers that lurk in the atmosphere,’ and so on without Life Insurance issued by end. Times-Herald. the spring. 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