Judge — June 23, 1900 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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Ne. Oh hl, ad INQUISITION METHODICAL. Tommy (whispering)—'* Say, Chimmy, why don't yer show de teacher yer mumps, so she will let yer go home?* Sh I wants ter have de whole school ketch de disease, so as I kin have some uv de fellers ter play wid.” T | | Cunmy (Aoarsely)—"* 'Sh! yer idyut. THE DIFFERENCE, Fravep Fercuson (reading)—'** When de Boer army gits inter close quarters it gits inside a laager.’” - Weary WILLE Dey an’ us differ. inter close quarters. We gits outside a lager an’ den usually gits AND THE SAME OLD PLAY. oe psHaw !" exclaimed the South American patriot; “such slothful carelessness is disgusting. We are fast becoming as slow and backward as some of the nations of the old worl “True, indeed—true,” replied another patriot. were you thinking of ? “What am I thinking of? Why, here it is ten o'clock and our revolution was advertised to begin at nine sharp.” “ But what new circumstance Masta Duck—" Marie, quick! Fetch me out the can-opener.” THE WRONG €AKE. NICE sugar-topped cakes were given to Kenneth and Daisy one evening, but as it was late they were persuaded to put them on a shelf until morning; but Kenneth’s appetite for cake was uncontrollable, and he went and ate one of the dainties. In the morning the two went to the shelf together, and Kenneth seized the remaining cake and was making off with it when his sister objected.“ You ate your cake last night,” said she. “No,” protested Kenneth; “ it was your cake I ate.” THE SUBSTITUTE. Mr. Jones—" Is your wife ever at a loss for a word to express her feelings?” Mr. SurtH—" Oh, yes; especially when arguing with me." Mr. Jones—‘Ah!' And how does she get around it?” Mx. Surri—'* Oh, she simply throws something.” comicbooks.com