Judge — June 16, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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AN APRIL WOOING. A blithe little lover 1s singing out yonder ; He's singing to some one— A deaf or a dumb one, T opine, as 1 ponder Oer the thankless outpouring. . Of song that goes soaring, Seeking her whom no ear nor yet eye can dis- cover. Though he's but a wee thing His song waxes stronger Each minute, and madder And bolder and gladder, Till [ask how much longer He'll woo one who's heartless ; ‘Then—tike echo. so artless Itis—comes a note from shy little she-thing. While she coyly confides her Heart's secret, ‘mid flutters And twitters, to breezes ‘That wander—and eases Its ache as she utters Her echo-like answer To love's gay free lancer— He is singing his way to the hedgerow that hides her. —AMary Norton Bradford in Boston Globe, on almple diet.” said a grim, gray-beanted strictly temperate habits h id age estones of at least a hundred ‘They say that it’s out o' sight.” T never leave home for a lecture— Mollie got back last night.” —A tlanta Constitution. 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