Judge — June 9, 1900 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Paarara Stantaws, WHAT SHE OVERHEARD ON THE GOLF-LINKS. Said dude number one, ‘‘Algy, deah boy, I undawstan’ you saved a young lady {wom dwowning, ye know. How wast, old fel, ye know?” Said dude number two, ‘* Why, old chappie, it was like this, ye know. It was Miss Tee-Cleeke, whom 1 taught to swim lawst summer at Newport, ye know, I have heard that she fell off her yawt in the bay of Naples one day, ye know, and was saved fwom dwowning by knowing how to swim, ye know.” Said dude number one—"* Bah Jove, old fel! what kind of a medal ought you to get faw that, ye know?” comicbooks.com