Judge — June 2, 1900 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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_—"* Don't you know what your duty is ee weeldent?” Mororman-— Ves, your foot. | got off the car and proved by every- holy standing around that [ wasn’t to blame.” —Chucag Record, Thousands testify that DR. SIEGERT'S Acgosv'a Bitters isthe proper toni to take in fespring. A reputation of fifty years speaks for itsel. _ we “Now, John, you know if I were to die you sould weep over me and tell everybody what a good wife Twas.” * No, I wouldn't, so help Ber" Well, I would for you—just for de- geney'ssake, And that shows I'm not half as ean as you are."—Chicago Tribune. We have been for a number of years person- ally familiar with the Sohmer piano and believe \ i has no superior in those excellent qualities hich make a perfect instrument. It is to be especially praised for its volume, richness and arrying-powers. No person can hear it played without being convinced of its superiority. “It was very kind of that naval officer bring you this parrot,” said Maud. ** Yes, answered Mamie; * but the bird is so profai "Shocking!" “*And that isn’t the worst of i It doesn’t speak English, and I've got to hire aa interpreter in order to understand him."— Washington Star, ‘aeefoar llver"s out of order and your skin's not very You bad better get some RLLV.A.N.S, they're certainly Yeotan fet ikem from your druggtat, they only cost metre you will not part with them when onee you do ‘counence. The insurance-agent —* Well, 1 thousand on Olesport yesterday.” The other agent—"" What? T was after him for a year.” The insurance-agent—" You didn't know how totackle him, I went at him with a proposi- tion to bet him five thousand dollars against the amount of the first payment that he would live another year."—Jndianapolis Press. rote five The best friend a traveling man can have with him—one that has been tried and proved—is a cake of the all-round and always reliable Packer’s Tar Soap. Being pure, it can be used freely with confidence; being antiseptic, it insures against disease; and for scalp and hair leansing it has no equal. This valuable “friend” can be found at druggists . THE PACKER IFG. CO., 81 FULTON ST., NEW YORK Club Cocktail Before Your Dinner? You can offer this polite attention to the guest who dines with you at your home Ifyou have a bottle of the inv Cocktalls.” They are home Cocktails. They Are they on yours? the proper thing to ve, of the Club THE Sohmer Building, A LITTLE SERMON, What this troubled old world needs Is less of quibbling over creeds, Fewer words and better deeds. Less of ** Thus and so shalll yo Think and act and say and do More of ** How may I be true Less of wrangling over text; Less of creed and code perplexed ; More of charity unvexed. Less of shouting *'I alone Have the right to hurl the stone More of heart that will condone. Less of ruling—"* Hear! You must Hold this tenet, wrong or just"; More of patient, helpful trust. Less of microscopic scan Of the faults of fellow-man ; More of brave, uplifting plan, Less of dogma, less pretense ; More belief that Providence Will sanctify our common sense. More of chords of kindness blent O'er the discords of dissent ; Then will come the great content. “+ Just to be good and to do good.” Simple, plain, for him who would ‘A creed that may be understood. —Baltimore American, There are any imitations—but only one Original Angostura Bitters — Abbott's. Its goodness can't be imitated. Get it at your grocer’s or druggist's. Mrs. A.—*Are their domestic relations sat- isfactory?” Mfrs. B.—"1 should think they ought to be. They have had the same servant- girl for ten years." —Detroit Free Press. 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She tried it again. ‘*I said, isn't that dam dear?” Then she blushed vividly and retired in confusion.— Pittsburg Chronicle. an- ‘A Hot Springs girl who has always practiced soubrette parts in the hope of going on the stage finds that she can talk well in low G, and is now studying tragedy.—A Hot Springs wo- man gives her little girl ten cents every time she takes a dose of cod-liver When she gets fifty cents her mother takes it and buys another bottle of cod-liver oil. —My wife had a palm which she thought was not doing as well as it should, although she had given it daily attention. She took it to a florist yesterday, who assured her the palm had been dead six months.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat. “Tnever make a move,” he said, “until I am absolutely sure that it is right.” “* Per- haps,” his wife said, ‘that accounts for the fact that you are always geting left.”"—CAicago Times-Herald. “* Bridger dedicated his last book to me.” “Yes?” “ Put my name on the fly-leaf large as life.” “Yes?” "Then he had the whoie thing copyrighted.” “Well?” ‘Now I'm afraid I can’t use my own name,"—Cleveland Plain Dealer, Smythe—"" V'm getting tired of that old story about the Chicago man eating pie with a knife.” ‘Smith—" Yes; ain't they conceited to go on blowin’ about that?” Smytke—** Conceited? Who?" Swith—* The Chicago people. They seem to think nobody else knows how to eat pie but them.”—Catholic Standard and Times. 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