Judge — May 19, 1900 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Boo ‘Booksteep Sbortba, ete Citas ete ‘THE INTERNATIONAL CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS, ‘A mean Hot Springs man refers to the steak he has for breakfast as ‘may wife's burnt offer- ing.”"—A Hot Springs man wants nothing better said in his obit- uary than that he wore out a dress-suit with. out ever having his icture taken in’ it.— ring Lent a Hot Springs woman was ticularly saving, mut it was in house hold expenses, and her husband got tbe bene- fit of it, This is true religion. — There is a woman in Hot Springs who cancels all her so- cial obligations by in- viting her friends to her daughter's mar. rage, She basia daughter who gets martied every year. Arkansaw Thomas Cat. Jopor’s Linzany ts fall of pare fun. No polttics, “When you dodrink, Drink Trimble.” Green Label. Why? Because it is a pure Rye ‘Whiskey. — adulteration. Because it is mellow and palatable. Because it is aged by time, not artificially. The Trimble Green Label bottling is 10 years old. Ask for It. At all First-Class Dealers, WHITE, HENTZ & CO., Phil. & N.Y. Sole Proprietors. Established 1793, Tid- Bits, Tumes-Herald, ing-room, get the form in clone of* ts pied. ican, Angry father— “How dare you show your face here again 7” Persistent suitor— “* Because I could not leave it at home.”— Lillian Russell says beauty is an accident. Carrying this argument to its logical conclu- sion, we are confronted by the proposition that many a drug-store just happened.—Chi cago * What do you think of that plan to run a \peron Christian principles?” asked the night-editor. ‘I'd like to be. there,” said the foreman of the com- **on the nal swing, when they have half a minute to ade iphia Worth Amer. OVERWORKED MEN, DELICATE WOMEN, SICKLY CHILDREN, TAKE QIARIANI WINE) qiigothet preparation has ever received 40 many vol- tegltinoniale from ern ne we RUary egtimoninis fe lent people as the world: Mariani Wine WORKS WONDERS. 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I could eat pont BiPmitk toast and at Timesiy stomach would bot retain and digest e Last March 1 began taking CASCARETS and since then 1 Rave steadiiy improved, until Lam as well as I ever was in my life.” Davip HL. Murray, Newark. O. CANDY § CATHARTIC ; jaranteed by all ¢rag- -TO-BAC ratree Tobacco Habit Tea ofeea 1 more prompt attention and better service we JUDeu when anewering advertisements. Mr. Winpvwest (gazing at symbol in hand of statue)—" Say, daughter, look in yore cattelog and see what it says about that stattoo.”” DaucuTer—"* Number Mr Winpywest—" Well! ight; yy; why, that’s a Roman augur.” It's a darn queer-lookin’ tool to bore a hole with.” When a young man sits ten feet away from agirl and tells her that she is his first and only love she can bank on his veracity.—Chicago News. “That's an awfully heavy can elt call it. my art| ® | worry. club.” “Why | 6 | that?” * Because if 1) hit anybody on the head with it he doesn t| worry any more, Chicago Tribune. | OVERHOLT We have had great suc- cess with our “Bottled in Bond” Whiskey. It en- ables us to place our whiskey direct to the con- sumer in its natural con- dition, Women are a good deal like cats. 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