Judge — May 12, 1900 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Of his own fortunes he was architect ; He drew a very gaudy, brilliant plan. Ir happened very much as you'd expect— He left the building to another man. —Chicago Record, Miss Gazzam—"" Papa, what doe: anonymous mean?” Mr. Gaze cethout a name.” Miss G Then Heber 7 Joe is anonymous. He is without an uisville Courier-Journal. the word means | Journal. “When, through her own carelessness, I dis- Covered that, she wore false hair I lost all love for her,” said Hanby. Alas! he was not the first man wrecked by a misplaced switch.— Philadelphia North American. Ar. Dopps—" Mrs. Dopps,.your new frock is trailing on the ground.’ Pe Mrs. Dopps—*¥ don t care if i is, T'm not going to bold it up until I get a silk petticoat." —/ndianapolis SSHAVING STICK Mammoth Shaving Stick Sent to the Paris Exposition. Height 4 feet Diameter 19 in. = Contains — 465ins. ot Soap A WILLIAMS Shaving Stick of the ordinary size will furnish about 300 shaves. This mammoth shav- ing stick is equal to 4,450 of the or- dinary size—or enough to shave a man every day in the year for 3,657 Williams’ Shaving Stick, 25 cents. LONDON PARIS The size is exaggerated, gerate the splendid qualities which have given Williams’ Shaving Stick world-wide fame. The deliciously creamy, permeating lather, its remark- ably softening effect upon the beard, its convenience of form, and its strong, unique case, make Williams’ Shaving Stick the very perfection of shaving soap. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. years! but it is impossible to exag- Williams’ Shaving Soaps are used by all first-class barbers, and are sold everywhere, By mail if your dealer does not supply you. Laxury Shaving Tablet, 25 cents. Genuine Yankee Shaving Soap, 10 cents, White Glycerine Tollet Soap, 10 cents. Williams’ Shaving Soap (Barbers) 6 round cakes 1 1b..40 cents. Exquisite also for toilet. Trial tablet for 2-cent stamp. DRESDEN SYDNEY Colonel —"* 1s this | ay, suh, that you treat youah guests, Hotel proprietor at's the mat- ter?” Colonel—"* Why, Tjust learned, suh, that the bar here opens at six o'clock, and youah portal: nevah woke me optill half-past seven.” —Syracuse Herald, You know,” he “it has’ been proved both in and in real life man can be in Myou gil, — New ning Sun. hit children don’t selop into smart Some develop omen,—Chicago You will not get left Great the Rettable “Accurateto-the-Second” DORR DEN Fair native—"Such, in brief, my dear M Yung Hung Lun; the chaperon.” Dis. tinguished Chinese traveler—* Chapa- lone?” Fair native— * Well—er—it usually comes to that.”"—De- troit Journal, Dick—"Do you know that the ivy-vine reminds me of a Wal- tham watch?” Mick— “Why?” Dick—"* It's a_stem- winder, isn't it?"— Middletown Con- glomerate. “Doesn't golf inter- fere with work?” ask- ed_ the young man “Certainly not,” swered the golf enth siast. ‘Work int feres with golf.” Washington Star. 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Oh, little stray of waving hair Escaped to-night upon my sleeve, We two have common cause to grieve, ‘The same sad tale to tell ; For both were bound by all the ties ‘That nature's wisdom could devise— And both were lightly dropped as well. But things are strangely out of place, For thou wert more content, I wot, Entangled in a Psyche knot, Or curled above her soulful eyes ; While I'd rejoice if she would be Entangled in a knot with me— ‘The kind the parson ties. —Harvard Lampoon, Miss Beaconstreet— Do you believe in early marriages?” iss Lakeside—" Yes, indeed— lier the oftener.”"—Philadelphia Presi, n' T bor. 61, urualiy curses 3 rd pC or we refund Remedy Cn, Chleage, Meatrealy Six Trains Daily for Chicago—NEW eae CENTRAL. comicbooks.com |