Judge, 1900-05-05 · page 13 of 16
Judge — May 5, 1900 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and light humor**, typical of Judge magazine's format. The main elements: **Central Cartoon**: A grizzly bear confronting a Native American (labeled "Hiawatha"), with the caption "Do not shoot me, Hiawatha." This references Longfellow's famous 1855 poem *The Song of Hiawatha*, playing on the incongruity of the legendary hunter pleading with an animal. **Comic Snippets**: Brief jokes about relationships and health—a woman asking her devoted husband to chop wood as proof of love; a joke about "tobacco-heart" (heart disease from nagging wives upset about smoking); a man caught in infidelity who simply "evaporated." **Advertisements**: Numerous period products (Williams' shaving soap, Boston garters, maraschino cherries, the Overland Limited train to California, patent medicines). The "Marvel Whirling Spray" ad at bottom right appears to be for contraception/feminine hygiene, euphemistically marketed. The page reflects early-1900s consumer culture and gender dynamics—husbands smoking, nagging wives, courtship anxieties—presented as humor for Judge's affluent male readership.
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