Judge, 1900-04-28 · page 14 of 16
Judge — April 28, 1900 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and filler material** from *Judge* magazine, with minimal political or social satire. The main content includes advertisements for cocktails, cigars, whiskey, chocolates, cough syrup, and watches. Several brief humorous anecdotes appear, such as a joke about a chamberlain criticizing a king for drinking (political satire of royal excess), and jokes about contemporary social life—a young man in London overly cautious on a date, or children of rich people lacking virtue. The cartoon labeled "CHECK" depicts a parent threatening a child, with dialogue about crying and a conductor—this is domestic humor about parenting rather than political commentary. The "NO MORE DRUGS" section advertises Prof. Weltmer's purported cure for morphine addiction through his "remarkable cure," reflecting early-1900s skepticism about patent medicine remedies. Overall, this page contains **light, domestic satire** and consumer advertising typical of *Judge*'s era, without significant political commentary on identifiable contemporary figures or events.
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! ‘A better Cocktail at home than ts served over any bar in the world | THE CLUB ~ en MANHATTAN, MARTINI. WHISKEY, HOLLAND GIN, ‘TOM GIN, VERMOUTH and YORK. So handy to have in the house; can be served ia a minute's notice. You will not be found Just out of the necessaries to make a cocktail. Having tried our bottled ‘Cock- th Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup fs a speedy and efficacious cure for croup, whooping-cough and bron chitis, No child should be left to suffer the tortures, Of these ailments when parents can get this wonderful, remedy for only 25 cents. * Forsooth !" cried the “his majesty hath not drawn a sober breath since he hath been reigning.” | up!" replied the court-jester. ou? Didst never hear never reigns but it pours’ Record, No well regulated household should be with- | will say anything disagreeable about you with- out Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons’ Angostura out its being repeated to you."—Washington Bitters, unequaled as an appetizer. | There is a young man in London so careful that in calling on his girl he always knocks, for fear if he came with a ring she might consider it a proposal.— 7id-Bits. ‘The name of Sohmer & a guarantee of its excellence, king's chamberlain, . upon a piano is What wouldst “tI think it’s so nice to have ever and ever wise saying, *It| so many friends,” said the enthusiastic young Philadelphia | woman. ** Yes,” answered Miss Cayenne ; “it's | quite desirable. If you have ever and ever so many friends you are quite sure that no one “* Marry, Sas] t Star, } tails,” you will never be without them, i FOR ‘These Cigars are blends of Havana tobacco. If we had to our brands would cost double the money. manufactured under the most favorable climatic conditions and yy the imported cigar tax Send for Booklet and Particulars. CORTEZ CIGAR CO., Key West. Barimone RYE These Cocktailsare made of absolutely pure and well matured liquors and the mixing equal to the best cocktails served over any bar in the world. The proportions being curate, they will always be found uniform, AVOID IMITATIONS Bold by Dealers generally, and oo the Dining ‘end Boffet Cars of the priocipal railroads ~ G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Props. 20 Broadway, N. Y. fartford, Conn. 20 Piccadilly, W. London, Eng. Expectations ‘are fulfilled by e1 ery box of Whit. man’s Chocolates Confectionery art. ‘A revelation 1a the blendingor tbe most exquleite flavors. Whitman's Chocolates and Confections fare for ante every. where. Dain Bored. ale Rresb. “Asi for them. Whitman's Jastantancous by mentioning JuDes find our joy as well as glory; and labor, everything else that is good, is its own re- give you a severe thrashing. In act ity we must ke ward. —E.P. Whipple, One —** Have you any idea of the hour?” The other—"* No, 1 have killed so much time lately that Tam ashamed to look a clock in the face."— Indianapolis Press. “Isn't it strange,” remarked the novelist, “that so many of our rich people allow their children to grow up to be so utterly worth- less?” “Oh, T don't know,” replied the cyn- ic, ‘when people get ich they're too busy looking after their an- cestors to bother much about their posterity.” —Philadelphia Press, CHECK. "If you don’t stop crying at once, sir, I shall N AND HeIR—"'And I shall tell the conductor I am Bachoo!" —Punch. “That new hired girl of ours goes out every night.” “I can sympathize with you. So does our furnace.’ =Cleveland Plain Dealer, “Some folks,” sai Uncle Eben, “doan’ ‘pear ter take no pride Thomas Cat. WH LANAHAN & SON BALTIMORE Purity, Age, Flavor have made Hunter Baltimore Rye the most popular whiskey. WM. LANAMAN & SON, Baltimore Md. rn Watker Round—"' Dat's a nice house. Le’s git somethin’ ter eat in dere.” Old hand— “Not at all, me boy. De lady w'ot runs it keeps a cookin'-school.""—Detrott Free Press, NO MORE DRUGS. Prof. &. netic Weltmeriam, the Method of Magnetic Heating orta- rd by. Prof. S.A. Welln by the press and ie wood for wuttertoR makes it tinpossibie for diseass (oreaist. ‘Tinwlaa fact at baa been substantiated by the man Ciousande of urea foade. Att Physietana ail sclentiata fa fact Aileso know the phyatoloayof the wma race, Know that it \ the orgaas of etréuiation, secre fect condition, perfect health ct ect, hea is'actained.Weltmeriam re: Ror, WELT of medicine that #0 often “ratos a constitution, Under the Weltmer method of ‘maguetic. beallba 1a made odes, Paris, Mos Prosecution At: torne; fered for years trom Sel- tle Ubeumatiam thing without benest; was Instantly cured through Prot, Weluner's Ateent Treat. irs. C. Wt Gratain, Bolse City, lowe adticted cured throigh Weltineriam. H. ‘Allen, Aurora Springs, Mo. suffered from ‘codsumption in Its worst form: tully restored by Prot. Weltmer's Atsent Treatment.” Send for a copy of the Magnetic Joureat, « Sbpage illustrated magazibe, giving along list of the most astounding cures ever perform: ‘ed. Tees cent free Prot. TEACHES HIS Wetmer teaches bis wonder: ART TO OTHERS {rasiest aod vest paying pre: Deustia an nine yeas ri feston of the age, Many of i speakin’ de troof | aie wudents are making #10108 pr sap Taunt Oy Ceppin’ when it gwine | 20 co'ubore writiog to Prof. H. Kelley, Sec ter hubt somebody's | da‘Mo. Hag Hi, Kelley, Sec'y, feelin’s." — Arkansawe a Brecuam’s PIs cure Sick Headache. You will not get left Mt you Own, One of the Reliable “Accurateto-the- Second insurance reporter. | a DUEBER-HAMPDEN| |. <8; ere] see cemecemssiiey, the optimistic fire-i anit NOTE! surance agent. WATCHES “Well, how are things looking this moming?” asked the We have given away nearly two thousand more blotters to-day than we did the corresponding HOW TO WIN AT CARDS aie” Qatre Nhiteeect ines Podiage: Acdrses or call te person! [Sacn buvnas,22 Unionsg.New York ‘Weteh Werks, + Canton, O. day last year.” cago Tribune. — Che comicbooks.com