Judge — March 17, 1900 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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+ Necessity,” Proverbs agree, Is the mother of invention.” But not a word Has yet been heard— No, not the briefest mention— About the dad vention" had, Who with the child would frolic, Or walked the floor, To still his roar, Each evening with the colic. —Baltimore American. set's Angostura Bitters, appetizer and , imparts a delicious flavor to all es, I have decided to hold out a little said Aguinaldo; “for T think the are doing more for our race than sey would if I surrendered.” ‘* But what are ‘asked the captain of the first Fili- sprinters, ‘How can their chasing u at through swamps be of any benefit? ‘Why, every man in my command has low ed his record from two to four minutes per What could be of mre advantage to our race?” — Cleveland Header. Bull's Cough Syrup ba: Morms of throat diseases, and jrmanent cure. ‘This wonderful remedy has cured fersands of sufferers {rom bronchitis, hoarseness and Jet bronchial troubles. Ske (on a woman's - Christian - temperance- ion crusade}—"* Every glass of that perni- id shortens your life by twelve He (the o does every madam ; but in’ to stop Harvard Lampoon, ths. w I liv MacSymon—"1 saw you were carrying for ie professor yesterday, Sandy. Sandy—* Eh, yon mon ‘Il never be a ester. Did ye ken what he says when he les a bs MacSymon—" No, What Tut-tut !"—Christian How does he! poss was a crusty sort of fellow, and any] | he ever extended to the boy in his swith the rough side out. Sometimes the boy complained at home, and once his father said to him, ** Why don’t you curry favor with the old man?" ‘ Maybe T ought to," replied the boy. "I'm sure I don't know of ‘anything that needs currying more.” Detroit Free Press. There's one tonic that tones—never fails: Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. Gro- Gers and druggists. Gastwell—"1 hear that women barbers are becoming quite numerous in some places.” Dukane—* Well, most women possess the con- versational qualification." —Prtsburg Chron. tele Telegraph. Broken hearts hab sometimes bin repaired so dey last a good while longer.—Don t jedge | a man by de tales ob his enemies; his fren's will admit his faults.—Dar ah lots ob love- matches, said toe be made in heaben, dat end in de uddah place.—Dar ‘ould be a great deal less mischief done in de world ef mi stuttered.—Aykansaw Thomas Cat. Standard Typewriter, = 7 ae WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, $27 Broadway, New York. - ownd Constable A2Ca Lyons Silks. Rich Fancy Crépes, Novelties Spring 1900. Cachemir and Fancy Squares for Waists. Vrinted Foulards and Soft Satins, Rich Panne Velvets, Broadooay A 1 906 be. NEW vorK. A better Cocktal! at home than is served over any bar in the World. 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The man who marries my daughter,” said the old gentleman, *' must demonstrate before he receives my consent that he can earn his own living.” “All right,” the boy replied. ** Just make me vice-president of your company for a little while and I'll show you."—Chreago Times-Herald. “Our neighbor across the way ing for the last hour to convince jme that the woman of to-day is losing her sweetness and simplicity, turning her house- hold duties over to her husband, and becomin masculine and self-assertive.” IVife—" Here just hold the baby while I go across the way and convince the old fool in about five minutes that he doesn’t know what he's talking about.” —Brooklyn Life, THE SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Sth Avo,, cor, 22d Nt, Orig, Balearoom, in Greater Nc York, = ‘THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore Md. Established 1823. ' WILSON - WHISKEY. That’s All! Leaves New York 5.30 every afternoon via NEW YORK CENTRAL. 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