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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains several unrelated advertisements mixed with short humorous verses: **Notable Content:** 1. **Trimble Whiskey ad** (left): Standard liquor advertisement with established brand imagery. 2. **Schlitz Beer ad** (right): Emphasizes the beer's "civilization" status and global reach, claiming fifty years of presence worldwide—even in Siberia before railroads existed, and in Manila after Dewey's 1898 capture. This reflects American imperial expansion rhetoric of the era. 3. **Short verses**: Light comic pieces about romance and relationships, typical of Judge's filler content. 4. **Kodak/Eastman ad**: Photography equipment advertisement. 5. **Palliser's American Architecture book**: A $5 book offered for $1—instructional for home builders. 6. **Minneapolis Journal ad**: Newspaper circulation promotion. **Historical context**: The Schlitz ad's references to Dewey and Manila date this to post-1898 Spanish-American War period. The page reflects turn-of-century American optimism about industrial products and imperial reach.

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"She is like a goose feather followed white men’s jown by the wind, One day she smiles upon the love of Foxtail, the soothsayer, and the , conquests, next day she frowns like the thunder-cloud, 4 They are twenty How? Is he not great medicine?” ** Yes, fa- fl ears ald in South ther,” replied the willful maiden, whose edu- vase ; cation among the eastern pale-faces had been Africa. most complete. ‘* Therefore he should be well ayes 3 shaken before taking."—Catholic Standard and | Schlitz beer was Times. | famous in Siberia be- fore a railroad was thought of. When Japan and China first began to awake, it was adver- tised in their news- papers. Load in Daylight with Film Cartridges At all Firtt-Glats Dealers. fortwo, six or twelve exposures as desired. Almost as soon as WHIVESTLENTe WCoee For work at home thea, as Wel as for one's Dewey captured Pillacana Neve oo” scicshe mie alas plate camera = — Banila 216 carloads jo dar ‘except for development, e no bothersome plate holders or dark alidce: of Schlitz were sent there, To-day Schlitz agencies so dot the i globe that when it is pe midnight at one it is noonday at another. it isn't an Eastman. it isn't a Kodak KODAK CO A $5.00 BOOK FOR $1.00. The quality. by which Schlitz beer Pactiser’s AMERICAN ARCHITECTURE; = Ey ora anne every man who Or, Every Man a Complete Builder. Kaows ithe valde oe BE YOUR OWN ARCHITECT, -— —- purity—the world This book will save you buadreds of dollars if you are thinking WwWEBEER over, will recom- about burding a house. P it you are thi St bulging 4 house you ought to buy the new AL MADE j mend it. book! Palitser's American Architecture ; or, Every Mant ILWAUKEE Complete Builder, prepared by Palliser, Palliser & Co., the well- Keown Architects evs OY FAMOUS. ‘There is not a builder or any one intending to bulld or otherwise terested that can afford to be without it. Itis a practicat'work and J L_STACK cverybody buys it. ‘The best, cheapest and most popular. book ever fssued on Building. . Nearly four buodred drawings’ “A'$5 book in : T size and style, but we have determined to make it meet the popular s Dut we hy EARL & WILSON'S Gemand, 10 suit the times, $0 that it can be easily reached by all.» MEN'S LINEN COLLARS ANO CUTTS ‘This book contains toy pages rix14 locbes in size, and consists | JM ENS CAVEN COLLARS ANOC of large gata plate pares, piviog plans, elevations, perspective "ARE THE E Views, descriptions, owners’ names, actual cost of constraction, Y FOR SALE : Ro guess work, and instructions How to Build 70C stages, = Villas, Double Houses, Brick Block Houses, suitable for ey ‘ fubarbs, town and country Bouses for befarmy | COB'S ECZEMA CURE, $1 encuaesntta*ei.071 oh the eountey, and costing {rom $320 to, $6,500. Big Baroy Stables, School House Town | at, For wurches, and other public bulldlngs,togetbet with specifications, form of contract; and a Tipe Baan roa ee ection Those of buildings, selection of site, employment of architects, it is worth sto any one, See Pita beta et S802, Bo: Broke AM Records In 1899, Who paid, on receiptot §t ; bound if poe trer latead to build get Tell als Uae aed nag ee Journal sr subvay Ralsee compa essa jour first step toward building a will pay $4,200 in cash prizes, ranging from $100 10 buthow much (c's Golng to cost Comparative Advertising for 1809. | freak of the imagination'in a syle: that will interee, before going abead. the hundreds of thousands of readers of THe Buack ‘There is not one person in a Car, the unique shortstory magazine which has won hundred that builds & house but ; saa? the litle of "The story-telling hit of the century.” N that wishes, after it is too late, J SI y This Prize competition is open to all, and each story thathe had made some different med). : || wil’ be judged solely upon its merits without regard lanning the 4 to the name or reputation of its writer; buf mo stor give many ae ouss = || will be considered at all unless it is sent strictly tm dollars to have had it otherwise, SEEN Pi ficordancy wlth the rinted conaition, wich wil but it is too late. erate sat mailed free, postage paid, ‘Also there is not one in a hua- ‘ s to any one, together with 5 dred but that will tell you that 3 ate complete specimen stories, is costing a great deal more than he calculated it would. The reason of this is he starts to - and many of the names and “ishout proper consideration this only foundation is the money he has to build with and larce | Largest Subacription Ist In Northwent, | addresses, as references, of K'~-sions, "About the time he has his building enclosed his imaginations vanish and his money LUCIAN SWIFT, basagee the men and, women in al de of this work to builders cannot be estimated, as it contains designs for just such houses Foreign Advertising Department, C. J. BILLSON, Manager, | received over $30,000 cash for oF "¢ called on to very day in the week. 87-88 Tribune Building, Beack Car stories; also in- “Snot a builder in tue country who caa afford to neglect this book, Ralph H Both; anager Cicage See 308 Stock | exmasion of real value oa ADDRESS ALL ORDERS TO | Exchange Builing, Boney a “eowe (Bena d JUDGE CO., 110 Fifth Avenue, NewYork. | jrosrt seme pronsstcation sod bene ecrvice| clones March iat. ‘The Shortstory Publishing Co, by mentioning Jubae wher 2-6 High-Hariord St., Boston, Mass. comicbooks.com