Judge — February 24, 1900 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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wudge- PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK AT THE JUDGB BUILDING. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AMD CANADA IH ADVANCE. ‘One copy, one year, or $2 numbers - $5.00 ‘One copy, six menths, or 26 numbers - 3.50 One copy, for thirteen weeks = + > 1.35 Teciuding the Cuntsrsas Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS —Te alt Sorcien countries in the postal union, $0.00 Pea saLts-acents—/nternational mews company, Bream's building, Chance ery lame, ‘avenue de Opera, Paris: Saarbach's news exchange, Mains Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteeath Street, New York. i Germany. €B-Circulation larger than any other cartoon weekly in the world. of Juoce are protected by copyright in vent of this copyright will be promptly and E97 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The con: both the United States and Great Britain. Infrings vigorously prosecuted. PETTIGREW carries the idea that whatever is is wrong. cee R. BRYAN would like to know if the existing rage for cuckoo clocks has anything to do with Mr. Cleveland of New Jersey. ae HE PROPOSITION of the Massachusetts legislature to put badges on lobbyists leads to the conclusion that those gentlemen are as badges they can be. THE FACT that Bryan and Chairman Jones have quarreled inspires one to the belief that both must have a little po- litical sagacity, after all. eee M LABORI, who defended Dreyfus, * has decided to lecture thirteen weeks in this country. too late. He should have It is come before Dreyfus was to- tally forgotten. eee SOME MEN are never sat- isfied. The editor of the Buffalo Express wants Tesla to invent a way to telegraph vithout expense as well as without wires. L®t US HOPE that the sale of Coin Harvey's new book will still further convince the gentleman that the period of prosperity is getting further away. IF IT IS TRUE that Count de Castellane lost a great deal of money on the bourse by staking the British in South Africa the antipathy of the French editors to him is par- tially explained. see UICIDE as a cure for cig- arette-smoking looks like TOO MUCH Cartan Kipp (as he tears his hair) — buccaneerin’.” CHIEF PIRATE Carratn Kipp cussed Dutchmen have opened the hatches. What is it, cappun?? a case of out of the frying-pan into the fire, The man who tried it lived in this town, and took himself off with carbolic acid. A RUMOR in the Transvaal says the British government is fitting up ‘Ap- Napoleon's old house in St. Helena for the use of Uncle Paul. parently the fact has been overlooked that Wellington is dead. THE LOVING.CUP presented to Admiral Dewey by Depew, as the x feet high. We hope spokesman of seventy thousand persons, the donors didn’t stipulate that the admiral should drown himself in it. LINCOLN, born in a log-cabin, and Washington, with the best blood of England and Virginia in his veins, are celebrated in two holidays this month, Honor and fame from no condition rise. ‘Act well your oart—there all the bonor lies. R EVEN THEM. Why, that blasted ship is loaded with Limburger cheese, and them MORE TYRANNY. THE YAQUI INDIANS have killed a good many Mexicans, but Sen- ators Hoar and Mason ought to offer a resolution of sympathy with them. Think, for instance, of the cruelty of the republic of Mexico in using its utmost military force to deprive of its liberty this heroic little band of men. REVOLUTION. THE DEMOCRATS of Kentucky are doing their utmost to render void and of no effect the result of the recent election in their state, and therefore to break up the system of government upon which this country has prospered for so many years. This is treason, and jit is treason with arms in hand and murder as a part of its method; and William Goebel, the man at the head of it, is the most dangerous man in this country to-day. THE RIGHT TO EARN. MBS: WILTON H. LOSEE of Kansas city wants to put two hundred thousand dollars into a college for the training of housekeepers and domestics, and thinks that such a college will remoye the distaste for do- mestic labor. Unhappily, there is no kind of training that will remove the fact that housekeeping is work, and as long as women can earn more at other kinds of work the dis- taste will remain. For, after all, they have a right to be ambitious. THE RIGHT TO OSCULATE, A FEW WEEKS ago a New Haven magistrate fined a young man and wo- man for kissing each other in the street, and more recently he fined a young man for throwing a kiss to his sweet- heart in his court. It occurs to us that youth has rights which the law is bound to j respect. This magistrate is evidently soulless, and the makers of the ordinances é which control New Haven are not only that but they create enactments which are an af- front to the laws of the state and to human rights and r sympathies. PERJURY AS A VIRTUE. GOVERNOR -GENER- AL WOOD is estab- lishing local courts in Cuba, so that men arrested for crime or misdemeanor need not waste their lives in prison before being tried. It is add- ed that he hopes to abolish perjury, but this is impossi- ble. In Cuba perjury is a virtue, and the right to lie is valued by a Cuban as a birth- right and an unavoidable means of self-protection. The Cubans have been very in- dignant over the curtailment of their privileges thus far, and it is possible that this later evidence of tyranny will drive them to the necessity of secession. This is the worst luck I've had since I've been Port the helm and git out of here!" IDIOTIC GHOSTS. HERE ARE GHOSTS in Saybrook, Connecticut, that ring bells and take books out of libraries and drop them on the floor; and in Pater- son, New Jersey, there are ghosts that throw dishes at children and steal tobacco-pipes. If these acts are not malicious they are childish; and now we think of it there was never yet a ghost that did anything of a practical nature. They are more like live witches than thinking beings; and the question is a reasonable one whether people deteriorate after death so as to be unable to conduct themselves, as ghosts, like rational semblances of themselves as they were in life. If that is the case death has more ter- rors than have been accredited it heretofore, and everybody will want to postpone his dying as long as he can. comicbooks.com