Judge — February 17, 1900 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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GETTING EVEN. HUMANITY. UMANITY 's a cu- rious combination Of love and hate, laugh- terand lamentation; Tempestuous nights and glorious June weather, Withsnow and lightning, tangled all together. EMMA Cc. DOWD. UNNECESSARY CANDOR. +MY NAME,” be- M gan the stran- ger, as he settled down | Pete—"* Is there anything u . Bill?” in the chair, “is Heze- BILL (up above) —"* No ;. not : kiah Cumso. I’ agree 1th 9 with you that it’s a = ing) freak of a name, but P SI hf) neither of us was_par-, =z Z “(a (\ ticeps criminis. I-have r, no conscientious scru- d : A YOUNG MAN (entering dry-goods store, to floor- eeu =| “i ples against capital j.qyguy Do you keep aationny ?” se punishment; would FLoor-wALker—" No, sir! “If I did I would convict on reasonable lose my job.” evidence; am a native or naturalized citizen, and have not voted previously at this election; in politics I agree with you, or if 1 don’t I ought to; religion ditto; have taken three degrees in the blue lodge, but have not yet decided whether I shall go higher; I agree with you that we need rain, and I don’t know any more about the Dreyfus case than*you do. 1 come from a section of country where they kill barbers for asking fool questions, but if there is anything else you want to know, fire away.” “ He's deef an’ dum’, mister,” remarked the boss barber as Mr, Cum- so paused for a reply. KEPT MOVING. Pere, (aside) —"* I'l get even with him for that trick.—Yes; come on down and see how it work Well, here she goes, Pete; hold fast to the rope.” “All right, let her go.” Pere —* It works like a charm—haw! haw! haw! haw! Guess I'd Bui—*' Well, that’s carrying a joke too far. The blamed fool might better pull him out now. have drowned me.” comicbooks.com