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This page is primarily **advertising with minimal editorial content**. The advertisements—for Pennsylvania Railroad tours, Wilson Whiskey (established 1823), Rae's Lucca Olive Oil, and The Alabama Vineyard Company stock offering—dominate the layout. The small humorous items scattered throughout are typical **Judge magazine filler**: brief jokes about a mover's repeated trips, a cashier's storytelling habits, a father eager to marry off daughters to cigar smokers, and an author's discarded manuscript pages. These are generic, timeless humor pieces with no specific political or social satire. The only notable editorial element is **The Phonograph advertisement** (lower left), which discusses the device's cultural significance as a "perfect reproduction" of sound—relevant to early 1900s fascination with this new technology. Overall, this appears to be a **revenue-driven page** rather than satirical content, reflecting Judge's dual nature as both humor magazine and advertising vehicle.

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Confidential man—'* He couldn't pos- | ** There's nothing in creation T'can't resist, unless it be— Well, possibly, temptation.” San Francisco Examiner, Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters has over fifty imitators and substitutes—most of them dan- | gerous. Get the genuine with signature. Householder—* 1 am going to move to the suburbs next Monday and I'd like you to do | | the job.” Afover—"* How many loads?” House- holder—"* | don't know. You moved me once; you may remember.” Mover— Yes; I need- ed three wagons then to get through, but that was some years ago, Have you moved since?” Householder —"*Ves. indeed; half a dozen | Hum! T guess one wagon will carry all you have left."— New York Weekly. said the answers-to-the-correspond- ents’ man, who had occasion to refresh his memory, “when was it the IMarvard-Vale de- bating contest came off? Do you remember?” “Youll have ter ask de sportin’ editor,” re- sponded the office-boy. ‘* He keeps track uv dem college-games."—Chicago Tribune. Club Ace MANHATTAN. Mar INi, WHISKEY. HOLLAND Gin, Tom Gi VERMOUTH. Ano Yori | Brecuam's Pitts cure Sick Headache, “HOW IS THE WEATHER?” Will it rain to-morrow? Will it be stormy? Will it be fair? he Combined Thermom- eter and Barometer” answers all these ques- tions, The thermometer registers accurately the prevailing temperature ; the barometer fore- | tells the coming weather. Made of hard wood and polished tin, handsomely decorated ; pack- |ed one in a box. Sent postpaid for thirty-five cents; stamps taken, Agents wanted. C. H.| Sommer, box 45, Cincinnati, Ohio. ACock tai ‘Must 8a Cow To Be Goon: To} | Serve IN Perrect, Conoition. Pour { Over Crackeo Ice, (Not SHaven) Stig | THR WILSON DISTILLING CO,, Baltimore Md, Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! d = Ano Strain Orr. | “So you want to marry my “+ Y-es, sir." Do you smoke?" ** N.0, si.” “Take her! I've married off six daughters, and all the husbands have a particular fondnes for my brand of cigars. You're a novelty."— Syracuse Herald. daughter?” “What are these?” asked the visitor, point ing to a big bundle of scribbled paper slip upon the author's desk. ‘* Oh,” said the ao. thor, ‘those are all the good things I've le out! —Werw York Evening Sun, THE ROMANTIC ROUTE TO CALIFORNIA NRW YORK to SAN FRANCISCO with one change. WASHINGTON AND SOUTHWESTERN LIMITED Magnificent Through Vestivate Train, with Dinlug-care, WEW YORK TO NEW ORLEANS Leaves Now York Daily at 4:20 P.M. Via SOUTHRUN RY., A. W.P.RR., W. OVA. RR, AND. 45. RR. 4900 Reva Who Tell ‘The Shortstory Publishing Company, Boston. Mass., will pay $4,200 in cash prizes, ranging from $100 16 $320 each to those who will tell in writing. some un- usual experience, thrilling adventure, or fa freak of the imagination in a style that will interest the hundreds of thousands of readers of Te Busck Car, the unique shortstory magazine which has won the title of The story-telling hit of the century. ‘This Prize competition is open to all, and each story will be judged solely upon its merits without regard to the name or reputation of its write will be considered at to any one, together with $ complete specimen stories, and many of the names and Addresses, as references, of the men and women. in all parts of America who have received over $39 ono cash for Busck Cav stories; also | formation of real value to all | who are interested in ear money at_home dress at once, closes March the cont Hat; «The Shortsory. Publishing Co. 2-6 High-Hart 4 * ford St., Boston, M: sscinnating | 25% IMMEDIATE PROFIT. LARGE ANNUAL DIVIDENDS. RAPID INCREASE OF PRINCIPAL. THE ALABAMA VINEYARD COMPANY is one of the strongest financial institutions engaged in Southern development; has 4 capital stock of $1,500,000, and is incorporated under the laws of the State of Alabamy It owns and controls 60,000 acres of the most desirable fruit and trucking lands in Nort ern Alabama, together with hotels, wineries and fruit properties aggregating in value ox $1,000.000, ‘The Company was organized for the purpose of developing the upland section « Alabama in the lines of fruit culture and truck farming, and believes that any devel ment enterprise, to be successful, should be backed with an abundance of capital, men of national reputation at its head, and further, to be a permanent success, the ent prise should be profitable to the investor as well as to the stockholders of the Company and this plan will be strictly adhered to in the conduct of its busine: The officers and directors of the Company are: 1S. A, ROBERTS, Ex-Comptroller State of New York. RUSSELL, Governor of North Carolina. SEL RURGH, Ex:Deputy Attorney general, State of New York. NHOEFER, of Dittenhocfer, Gerber & James, Attorneys, Comptroller State of New York. WOODWARD, Justice Supreme Court, New York. formerly of Cook, Lyman & Seixas, Chicago, Ill. COL. THOS. J RNDERSON: Coban ParcAtmerican Express Co, THE COMMON STOCK OF THE COMPANY IS OFFERED TO INVESTORS FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY AT $4.50 PER SHARE, PAR VALUE $10, FULL PAID AND NON-ASSESSABLE. Accepted in the purchase of fruit farms of the Company at an advance of 185: 63 per share. The present earnings of the Company, as evidenced by the report of Chas. B, Piha Speci te Inspector of Building and Loan Associations, who has made an exami tion of the accounts of the Company, are equivalent to about 234% per month, or. 304 4 annum ; so that purchases of the Common Stock made now would pay a rate of inter in dividends many times the amount that could be secured by any ordinary invest or savings bank, and the stock can be exchanged for land at any time within one year an advance of 254 if desired. Ilustrated Pamphlets, Prospectus, Subscription Blanks, mailed on applicatios The Alabama Vineyard Company. GENERAL OFFICES: Rooms 233 to 251 Bowling Green Building, 11 Broadway, New York City. EASTERN OFFICES: Rooms 35-36-37 International Trust Co. Building, 45 Milk St., Boston, M: WESTERN OFFICES: Jopon's Linnany ls full of pure fun, No polities, mi Rooms 316 and 317 New York Life Building, cor. Monroe and La Salle Sts., Chicas, comicbooks.com