Judge, 1900-01-27 · page 15 of 16
Judge — January 27, 1900 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with one notable cartoon. ## The Main Cartoon The central illustration depicts a **father and small child** in winter clothing. The caption reads "LIMITED PRACTICE," suggesting the child is learning or practicing something—likely the "limited practice" of telling lies. The accompanying joke shows a father lecturing his son about lying, only for the boy to cheekily respond that he shouldn't expect a child to lie "as good as you can"—a mild satire on adult hypocrisy and parental double standards. ## The Advertisements The page is dominated by patent medicines and consumer products typical of early 20th-century advertising: Beeman's Gum (for indigestion), Beecham's Pills, "Little Whiskey" (marketed as medicinal), Bad Blood Candy, and various other remedies claiming to cure everything from constipation to blood poisoning. The scattered jokes at top left mock human vanity and foolish behavior—standard Judge fare—but are largely disconnected from coherent political satire.
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