Judge, 1900-01-20 · page 16 of 16
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HE FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS. . ‘Tue doctor (to patient, approvingly)—"' Well, Patrick, you look greatly improved. I judge you have adhered strictly to my advice and have taken plenty of animal food.” Part (carnestly)—"' Oi hov, docthor. The corn an’ oats seems to agree wid me, but Oi honestly t’ink hay is bad fer me shtummick.” ieee A PRAISEWORTHY TALENT. Mrs. vAN Buren—"‘ Sick, is yo’? Yer drunk, dats whad yo’ is, Selah van Buren, yr low-down, crap-shootin’, gin-drinkin’ niggah !° SELAH VAN BureN—‘* W-why doan’ yo’ add chicken-stealin’ to dat catygorry, babe Mas, van Burgx—'*I ain't singin’ none ob yo'r praises now, coon; I's showin’ yo'r failin's.” comicbooks.com